Now I'm terribley upset and devastated. Gonna break out the big guns and take care of protecting my property! Evidently while I was watching the play off games last night, the dad- gum looters were pillaging my strawberry patch. Me and my vicious hound,son of Sam, will be on high alert tonight. They gonna wish they was in Minneapolis before I get done with em.

Posting intent there's not wise
Vicious dogs can put you in jail
Long live the strawberries

Plain old tragedy.

They sure know the exact time to vandalize them strawberries don't they?

Play off games?????? What sport is on? You sure you weren't watching the back of your eyelids

Naw turtle I wasn't sleeping till early this morning. Play off between Atlanta and Minneapolis to see who could put more companies out of business. Pretty sure Minneapolis won but Atlanta was mounting a comeback in the 3rd quarter when they trashed CNN head quarters.

who ya got youre money on tonight??

Leaning towards Philadelphia tonight. They already got a couple campfires going. LA is kind of a dark horse,but I see they scored

L.A. looks to be jumping out to an early lead on the west coast.

Ground squirrels? I've been picking them off here with 1.5 coils and Victor rat traps at their burrows. They're the worst.

Don't know for sure coos. But I know my stone cold killer hound will hunt em down. He's resting up right now so he's good and fresh for later.

Now dont be cruel WhiteTrash88, scoot that remote over a little to where the poor lil feller can reach it.

Attaboy

I ain't cutting that hound no slack. All the time putting bad thoughts in my head. He can go get his own tv. Heard they dang near giving them away.

Your right. Topdog like that oughta be able to steal his own.
Problem is, looks like he already stole your throne.

Can't take your eyes off him for a second. If he had his way I'd be sleeping out in the street in a cardboard box.

Just got back from Dad 's. He had a Seattle station on. They burned two or three cars in downtown Seattle. Then it started raining. I think they'll fizzle out, and go back to their condos, have a couple lattes, and call er a "necessary" job well done.
Pretty comical watching the reporters on site trying to get somethin usable from the common dumbarses they were puttin the mike in front of.

See in LA where they looted a Nordstrom and a Ray Ban sunglass shop. Gonna be styling and profiling.

Interesting. Seattles dust up is in front of a Nordstom also.

I think there carrying the latest loose fitting pants in assorted colors and sizes for the up and coming getto thug.