They need some patio furniture and a umbrella for the summer sun now.

On those small Wisconsin lakes with no sandy beaches and surrounded by tall trees, the only way to get a clear shot of the southern sky may be to work out onto the bog and shoot over the trees.

You get better reception if the dishes are upright. Laying down, not so much.

All this time I've been using the wrong bait like castor and other scents. My old dish I threw in the trash. Bummer!

Ok, I'll bite. Are there houses back in the trees and they have to set the dish in a clearing to get reception? Or is this a joke? (I'd think blue dishes would work better.)

Guys with serious questions, my post above is NOT a guess.

The one I posted is miles from anyone's house. It is strictly a joke.