I'm going to lose my drivers license
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06/08/20 07:54 PM
06/08/20 07:54 PM
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rags57078
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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date.
Off in my own world
Fish on !!!!!!!
47 years in this game of trapping
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Re: I'm going to lose my drivers license
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06/08/20 08:52 PM
06/08/20 08:52 PM
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Re: I'm going to lose my drivers license
[Re: rags57078]
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06/11/20 09:55 PM
06/11/20 09:55 PM
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mad_mike
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Funny rags! The cop joke I told a police officer once got me beat up. It would most likely earn me a vacation from the site.
Last edited by mad_mike; 06/11/20 09:57 PM.
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