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Almost lost his license #6894753
06/09/20 12:30 PM
06/09/20 12:30 PM
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One for rags57078
He’s probably already heard it LOL

A man was stopped for doing 90 in a 55
When the rookie patrol officer asked for license and registration,
the driver said can’t, my license is revoked and the car is stolen.
And furthermore there’s a body in the trunk, and a .45 under my right hand. And I feel another shooting spree coming on!
The patrolman retreated to his car a called for backup!
Soon a sargent pulled up behind the first patrol car and told the rookie to stay back and cover him.
As the sarge walked up to the suspect he started commanding the driver to show his hands, which the man immediately did. Then when it was obvious he had nothing in his hands the sarge commanded the man to get
out and put his hands on the hood which he did. The sarge then said, so is your license revoked? The man said
No! Is the car stolen? No! The license an registration is there on the dash! What about the gun in the car, and the body in the trunk? WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!! Well why did you tell my officer these things?

The man said, I never told your officer anything like that!! Wait a minute, I bet he told you I was speeding too!!


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Re: Almost lost his license [Re: cmcf] #6894802
06/09/20 01:19 PM
06/09/20 01:19 PM
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Re: Almost lost his license [Re: cmcf] #6894958
06/09/20 04:41 PM
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crazy


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Re: Almost lost his license [Re: cmcf] #6895128
06/09/20 07:31 PM
06/09/20 07:31 PM
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meadowview, Virginia
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I guess it takes a while for jokes to find their way out to Wyoming. That's not altogether a bad thing.

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