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selling watermelons #6912965
06/27/20 09:13 PM
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An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10.
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”


Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!



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Re: selling watermelons [Re: rags57078] #6912972
06/27/20 09:16 PM
06/27/20 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rags57078
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10.
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”

Nice!


Its just like bogo sales. You just bought something you're not going to use and throw away.

Re: selling watermelons [Re: rags57078] #6913012
06/27/20 09:50 PM
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Good one, reminds me of everytime somebody tells me they just bought something at 0 percent interest rate and thinks the price wasnt marked up

Re: selling watermelons [Re: rags57078] #6913014
06/27/20 09:52 PM
06/27/20 09:52 PM
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I worked with a fella whose wife was always telling him how much she had SAVED when she went shopping. One day he said "we're gonna have to build another room onto the house to keep all this money you're saving."


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: selling watermelons [Re: rags57078] #6913029
06/27/20 10:01 PM
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I love that!! Interesting marketing tactics, that work!


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Re: selling watermelons [Re: snowy] #6913054
06/27/20 10:20 PM
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That gave me a good smile.

Re: selling watermelons [Re: rags57078] #6913825
06/28/20 06:27 PM
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Good merchandising.


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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