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Adult fairy tale. #6923345
07/07/20 09:30 PM
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Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone anything she touched would melt.







Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’





The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE





The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.





The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.





The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.’ The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!





The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.





Question: What was in the Prince's pants????



Answer below ↓

































M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.











What on earth were you thinking?



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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923352
07/07/20 09:34 PM
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Beav, that joke is pert near as old as you are.
lol

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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923353
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It's still funny.


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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923356
07/07/20 09:37 PM
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I liked it.

Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923459
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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923929
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Some of the old men around here I swear.
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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6923956
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laugh


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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6924005
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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6924049
07/08/20 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Beav
It's still funny.

It is still funny! laugh


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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6924054
07/08/20 02:06 PM
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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6924062
07/08/20 02:15 PM
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That's an old moaner LMAO!

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Re: Adult fairy tale. [Re: The Beav] #6924106
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Well It shows your age In more ways then just one. LOL


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