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Telamedicine #6946637
07/29/20 05:01 PM
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The Beav Offline OP
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My urologistís office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the
scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.


Simply go outside and pee outside:-



If ants gather: DIABETES.



If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE



If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL



If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S


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Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946640
07/29/20 05:02 PM
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potter co. p.a.
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Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946641
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Winona MN
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Now that's funnnnnny

Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946651
07/29/20 05:15 PM
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Thanks.


wanna be goat farmer.
Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946654
07/29/20 05:18 PM
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and no co-pay for tele-medicine


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946785
07/29/20 06:34 PM
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That made me Smile .

Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946822
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Good one Beav!

Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6946873
07/29/20 07:16 PM
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Thanks, need a good laugh.

Re: Telamedicine [Re: Jim Bethell] #6946953
07/29/20 07:51 PM
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If the urine sample looks identical to the water you drank-KIDNEY FAILURE-

Bryce

Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6947227
07/29/20 10:37 PM
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In winter you can sign your name for prescriptions


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Re: Telamedicine [Re: The Beav] #6947290
07/29/20 11:48 PM
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As long as It isn't In your girl friends hand writing. LOL


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