There was a cat
Long ago there was a cat
Who swallowed a ball of yarn;
And when the cat had kittens,
They all had a sweater on.

Dang that cats stomach is more talented then I am!

XD

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Nope but I’m scared to ask

Ah we’ll skip it

Moony you’ve gone full dad on Trapperman. First it’s watching the classic dad shows and now the dad jokes

I tried to get a reservation at the library the other day but they were fully booked

Moony?? Is there something you want to tell us??......

Uh um... what do you mean?

You know what he means. Curdous I bet he isn’t even 15

Never too young for adoption, I mean he could have adopted a goat or a dog as his legal child ya never know.

I’m 15 I tell ya what! Goshdangit curdous you know this! And yes I did adopt a three year old billy goat

I knew it!! Curdous... it’s too late... we’ve lost him

The dad side has already consumed him

Shoot, I've not finished my speech for his funeral. Reaper I think its best if you just put him outta his misery.
And moony watch your language! Your kids will follow your example and you don't really want them running around swearing

did I know that? If your 15 you shouldn't have to tell people it should be pretty obvious

You daggum flippityflapper the 2005 in my name is proof

No, you could have put any year you want. 08, 2010,1975,1776...etc

Fine whatever