The wife picked up a basket of super hot Banana peppers this weekend. The plan was to stuff them for dinner and such but they are way to hot for us. Brilliant as I am, I figured I'll cut them in half, de-vain, de-seed them and put them in the dehydrator in the basement. Well, just walked down there and got a dose of tear gas. Good grief! They're emitting some fumes. Guess I don't have to worry much about riots in my basement.

And don't even touch your face after dealing with those....wear gloves and take them off carefully when done !

I walked inside one day when my wife had some carolina reapers in the dehydrator. I didn't think it was all that bad, but I like hot stuff.

More important don’t touch your junk, had a cook I worked with that did that and learned some newwords in several different languages

Would it be possible to concentrate that down a bit, mix it with pure skunk essence and put both in a paint ball and splatter some peaceful looters with it?

Anyone seen the video of the Wife that put Ghost Pepper juice in her Husband's Aftershave ?? Oh, that guy's face was BRIGHT RED ! He kept wondering why his face was burning. The Wife thought it was funny.

Lure Makers would have a whole new market for Skunk essence !!

Mr. Dobbins could make a batch up, and call it ANTIFA BREAKER !!!

No. Skunk is too caustic for the thin plastic of paint balls

Dang......those guys with pants hanging down to their knees and part of butt showing would make a tempting target. Let a little of that juice flow down there where the sun don't shine? Although by now, any looter hoping to grab and run has learned to pull his pants up. Better to make a quick getaway than look stylish and fall flat on your face.

Just so I don't come off as sounding sexist or anything, I also think that when those loud mouthed female peaceful protesters show up at a restaurant or someplace and getting all up in somebody's jammy for existing, 1 or 2 of those "skunks on fire" to the chest area, right below the chin would be "just deserts". I'd pay to watch that show.

I dumped a half bottle of Tabasco in the dish water my sister was using. She couldn’t understand why the water was getting hotter. Then her hands started getting red.
Then my backside started getting red.

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Sounds like my wife and I's first attempt at homemade horseradish. We made the mistake of grinding it in the house with all the windows closed.

My son came home while we were grinding it. He never noticed that we were in any sort of distress and offered to help. We let him go for it. Pretty soon his eyes were running, snot was starting to hang from his nose as he asked, "Doesn't doing this bother you guys?" After we stopped laughing, we admitted to its nastiness.

We always made horseradish outside on a windy day after that.

That's good to know.