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Free Kittens #7004417
09/30/20 06:02 AM
09/30/20 06:02 AM
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Posts: 6,749
Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion Offline OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Don't call me Mister, Mister

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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.


Suddenly a big black car pulled up beside her. Out of the car stepped a tall, grinning man.


"Hi there, little girl, I'm Joe Biden. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.


"Kittens," little Suzy said.


"How old are they?" asked Biden.


Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."


"And what kind of kittens are they?"


"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.


Biden was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.


Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that he should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.


So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when the black car pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.


Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Biden got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy.


"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."


"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're REPUBLICANS."


Taken by surprise, Biden stammered, "But... but... yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS."


Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today they have their eyes open.


I want to grow my own food but I can't find bacon seeds.
Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004536
09/30/20 08:21 AM
09/30/20 08:21 AM
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Posts: 8,154
The Hill Country of Texas
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"Our nation is witnessing a merciless campaign to wipe out our history, defame our heroes, erase our values, and indoctrinate our children."
D. Trump
Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004544
09/30/20 08:25 AM
09/30/20 08:25 AM
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Indiana
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Indiana
Good stuff

Last edited by keystone; 09/30/20 08:26 AM.
Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004551
09/30/20 08:29 AM
09/30/20 08:29 AM
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Wabash, IN USA
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Wabash, IN USA
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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004552
09/30/20 08:30 AM
09/30/20 08:30 AM
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Posts: 34,187
Minnesota
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Minnesota
Hahaha!


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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004580
09/30/20 09:03 AM
09/30/20 09:03 AM
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7mtns of CENTRAL PA
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Good one Nittany


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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004607
09/30/20 09:45 AM
09/30/20 09:45 AM
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Oakland, MS
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That's good but I thought it was going to go a different way, lol. I thought he was going to ask her how she knew they were democrats and she was going to say something like:

Because all they do is sleep all day, wait for someone else to feed them, and they crap in their own house.

Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004646
09/30/20 10:36 AM
09/30/20 10:36 AM
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Central Oregon
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Nice

I like yotes version too


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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004672
09/30/20 10:56 AM
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Well played. Well played indeed.
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"We are fast approaching... rule by brute force."
-Ayn Rand
Re: Free Kittens [Re: yotetrapper30] #7004684
09/30/20 11:08 AM
09/30/20 11:08 AM
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Champaign County, Ohio.
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Originally Posted by yotetrapper30
That's good but I thought it was going to go a different way, lol. I thought he was going to ask her how she knew they were democrats and she was going to say something like:

Because all they do is sleep all day, wait for someone else to feed them, and they crap in their own house.


That's how I thought it was going to go to. A high percentage of democrats are totally dependent on other people's work and money.

Keith

Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004688
09/30/20 11:09 AM
09/30/20 11:09 AM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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BREAKING NEWS! The people who said Trump would destroy America are destroying America.
Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004689
09/30/20 11:10 AM
09/30/20 11:10 AM
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New York border
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New York border


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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004745
09/30/20 12:13 PM
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SW Georgia
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That was great Cragar...hadnít seen that one!

Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004760
09/30/20 12:42 PM
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Suzy is a very smart and astute little girl, too bad half of the country isn't as smart as Suzy! grin


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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004968
09/30/20 06:26 PM
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Northern Maine
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Northern Maine
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Re: Free Kittens [Re: Nittany Lion] #7004987
09/30/20 06:43 PM
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Minnesota
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I copied and shared that!!!

Too funny!


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