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I think I'm dying! #7005609
10/01/20 02:54 PM
10/01/20 02:54 PM
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Georgia
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Got a call today from a nice lady selling life insurance to cover my final expenses.

I panicked and yelled into the phone.

WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T
WHAT ARE ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME

She hung up on me.

Last edited by warrior; 10/01/20 02:57 PM.

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Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7005610
10/01/20 02:56 PM
10/01/20 02:56 PM
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Sorry Warrior, but you, like the rest of us, are shorter of breath and one day closer to death....


~Illegitimi Non Carborundum~
Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7005612
10/01/20 02:58 PM
10/01/20 02:58 PM
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Probably from a heart attack brought on from fussing at a telemarketer.

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Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7005676
10/01/20 04:29 PM
10/01/20 04:29 PM
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"Death is a debt to nature due which she has paid and so must you."

An inscription on an old tombstone from a cemetery in southern Maine.

Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: Posco] #7005705
10/01/20 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Posco
"Death is a debt to nature due which she has paid and so must you."

An inscription on an old tombstone from a cemetery in southern Maine.

That's a good saying I will have to remember that one. Good to see your back Posco haven't seen you on in quite a while. How's your cabin build going.


The bitterness of poor quality last a lot longer than the sweetness of low price
Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: vermontster] #7005714
10/01/20 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by vermontster
Originally Posted by Posco
"Death is a debt to nature due which she has paid and so must you."

An inscription on an old tombstone from a cemetery in southern Maine.

That's a good saying I will have to remember that one. Good to see your back Posco haven't seen you on in quite a while. How's your cabin build going.


Appreciate that. I'm dong well and hope you're doing the same. Still working on the cabin.

Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: Redknot] #7005750
10/01/20 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Redknot
Sorry Warrior, but you, like the rest of us, are shorter of breath and one day closer to death....

Every year is getting shorter....... The time is gone the song is over ...thought I'd something more tom say The real danger is not dyiing It is when no one cares to listenn to what you have to say ..

Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: w side rd 151] #7005791
10/01/20 07:10 PM
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I have some life insurance so I don't get those calls. I get many from firms that want me to get warranty coverage on my vehicles. We have a 5,000 car and a 14 year old truck, but they keep calling.

I have had two mortgages in my life and two previous home equity loans ( all paid off). This year with the same bank I took out another home equity loan and this is the first time I have ever received numerous calls wanting me to buy mortgage insurance. I guess when interest rates are that low the banks have to find ways to create income too.

Bryce

Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7005862
10/01/20 08:18 PM
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i dont minde dying but ya gone so long11

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Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: Redknot] #7005980
10/01/20 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Redknot
shorter of breath and one day closer to death....


Lovely to see Floyd being quoted on your side wink

Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7006003
10/01/20 10:52 PM
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Re: I think I'm dying! [Re: warrior] #7006043
10/01/20 11:42 PM
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Talk about dying, I got some of that Capzasin HP in my eye last night. HOLY COW !!! My eye burned liked like it had been pepper sprayed !!!

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