Not that I'm trying to one up anyone but I also know a guy who completely lost an eye on the classic corner of a coffee table as an infant.

I shot one of my older brothers with a BB gun, perfect buttcheek shot........then he beat me up.

When I was a kid I hid in a ravine and shot my buddy in the arse with my pellet gun.A couple days later we were walking past the same place and I jumped up and grabbed my arse and yelled .He told me the exact same thing happened to him a couple days earlier.

When I was in college, our whole dorm got fined for a bb hole in a window of the common lounge on the first floor. A few of us engineering students made it a class project. The whole dorm signed a letter asking for the old window - since we were paying for the new one. We took it to the lab and proved that the hole was shot from outside the building, not inside and wasn't anyone's fault who lived in the dorm.

Then, just to be jerks, we returned the broken window to the housing office since we weren't paying for it after all we figured we didn't have any claim to it.

Knew a kid that got it in the eye and had a split pupil. Couldn’t look him in the eye it freaked me out 😬

My middle son said he was shooting at a flying bird and didn’t see the window as he was swinging the gun. Lol
I was chuckling on the inside and mad on the outside

My brother, at the age of about 6-7, got his first BB gun and promptly shot out every window in the barn! He didn't get it back for a whole year. Knowing our dad, he likely got a tanning too. When I was that age ( 19 years later) I already knew the story, so I was smart enough not to shoot any windows in the barn. I did, however, go to the neighbors junk yard and blow up nearly every car window in the many junk cars there. He sold the parts off them and was not pleased. I shot my girl cousin in the back with it too. She had it coming.

My dad was in emergency services and had seen it all. We weren't allowed air rifles at young ages, for all the reasons above, lol.

Now Thats Funny!!!