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The things I wake up to #7022848
10/21/20 02:14 AM
10/21/20 02:14 AM
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 5,277
Amite county Mississippi
Wolfdog91 Offline OP
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So it's 2 in the dagum morning and I wake up to a bunch of racket like someone is trying to get in my house. So I get the sig and my flash light and start looking, well get to the window and see a piece of rebar bouncing against the window. I shine my light out and there's a horse scratching it's neck against it along with like 5 others and a pony in my yard grazing. Most of em got halters on and look well fed so have no clue where they came from. I got half a mind to go shut them up in the cow pasture but reckon they'll save me from mowing the yard . That being said I always kinda wanted a pony crazy wink
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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022849
10/21/20 02:34 AM
10/21/20 02:34 AM
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centrel PA
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Kevin Colpetzer Online content
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centrel PA
Ride em cowboy 😊

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022850
10/21/20 02:54 AM
10/21/20 02:54 AM
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Posts: 2,586
New York border
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New York border
Sounds like some Wyld Stallions hittin the alfalfa late at your house..... whistle

Party on Garth...... grin


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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022851
10/21/20 03:27 AM
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Chautauqua co. NY
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You know your a redneck when......

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022858
10/21/20 04:29 AM
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Sandhills Nebraska
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Shoot low, Sheriff, he's ridin a Shetland.


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022863
10/21/20 04:40 AM
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Iowa
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022864
10/21/20 04:41 AM
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Michigan
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lol laugh

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Trapper Dahlgren] #7022879
10/21/20 05:13 AM
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News flash Wolfie !

If your dating them wimmen from Farmers Only.com, they may come with some baggage. LoL grin

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022882
10/21/20 05:15 AM
10/21/20 05:15 AM
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Firth, Nebraska
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That is an awesome story Wolfy! grin


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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022887
10/21/20 05:26 AM
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new york
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Date must of walked home and left her ride! laugh

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022922
10/21/20 06:10 AM
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N.J.
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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022923
10/21/20 06:14 AM
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Real horsepower right there.


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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022928
10/21/20 06:18 AM
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That just means you are living in the right kind of place.

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022938
10/21/20 06:45 AM
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NW Mo
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If Iím not mistaken some top predator baits are made from horse meat...... jk donít kill the neighbors horse

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022948
10/21/20 07:01 AM
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At your age I woke up to a lot worse things than that. blush

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7022949
10/21/20 07:02 AM
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put them in the pasture , call sheriff give him a description of each , tell the sheriff when the person missing them calls in they can get over and get them if they make it a week on your grass one of them is freezer bound.

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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: dkrug] #7022956
10/21/20 07:11 AM
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Minnesota
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Originally Posted by dkrug
News flash Wolfie !

If your dating them wimmen from Farmers Only.com, they may come with some baggage. LoL grin

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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7023206
10/21/20 11:48 AM
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Montana ,Rocky Mtns.
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grin What a fun thread, wolfie ! The comments are a hoot

I keep a Bridoon double bridle hanging on the wall next to my saddle , to grab when neighbor's horses get loose. They almost every time end up visiting me , enjoying the grass and clover. I recognize horses in the area without even knowing most of the owners.

I give them a pat, talk to them a bit, then slip my bridle on one, swing up and take them all back .

There's a small bunch who are from the road's end that like to come visit when they escape. They have never gone further into the main road , but I still take them back after I let them trim to perfection around the place .

Hearing any abrupt noise, as you did in the night is always a time for me to grab my Mossburg or .45 and peer quietly out a window .

Consider yourself popular, wolfie grin

Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7023213
10/21/20 11:56 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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When I was your age that would have been a good sight to wake up to. whistle


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Re: The things I wake up to [Re: Wolfdog91] #7023218
10/21/20 11:57 AM
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Interior Alaska
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Good lookin' horses will make you a ch*ck magnet. I say lettem' hang a our day for a while and see what else shows up.

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