I know I've posted this before , but just a reminder and a public service.

If you have miscreants throw toilet paper in the trees , contact your local VOLUNTEER fire department. For a small 'donation' you can get them to come out and blast the toilet paper out of the trees with their hoses.

Good for you , getting the toilet paper cleared and not giving those who put it there the satisfaction of seeing it for days/weeks.
Good for your local volunteer fire department , gaining some very needed funds (help us , help you) to flush their water tanks and use them as a bit of training for their members.

A win-win.

LOL,probly wont see as much toilet paper tossing this year.

Or save it for the next pandemic shortage. Lol.

Wife and I were going through a small town in Iowa a month or so ago, right around homecoming time. I think they hit every house in town. I told her they must not have had a shortage up here

Hey....when we were kids 69’ -‘70 we “Wrapped “ a few houses...Now thinking about it...we were little Bastids....

Oh yeah..... Not near as funny now

But the best Halloween stuff.....is when we’re were 17-21 years old...we all had “ Winter Pieces” ( junk cars we drove in the winter ,while our nice cars stayed off the road). Any way......we would go to Buckley’s Egg Express and buy 5-10 dozen eggs ....and throw them other friends winter piece cars as we drove around town. The last thing you wanted to do...was stop for gas....Cuz you would get covered by eggs.

Seems like a waste of eggs when cow tipping can be had.

zim

Eggs, soap, toilet paper, dog crap in a burning bag..... Ohhhh the memories

really your going to sell them kids that idea again

ok it is kinda funny when they start crawling through the high tensile fence , while the charger is still on

We always just drunk beer and set about 50 tires on fire in the middle of the town.

We never had no toilet paper. Lol

well im gonna go wild and go to bed and hope no-one TPs our house for their sake

Were all you old farts ....just alter boys when you were young ?

You can have my TP when you pry it from my cold, stiff fingers
Or its used which ever comes first.

first ...and only....time I was shot was at halloween. Went to snatch a few melons from an old timer in town. He peppered two of us with some rock salt. I was real sure I was dead. A few minutes later I was wishin I was dead.

The son I lost was the best this time of year. He would and could sit on the front porch all dressed up with his face painted and scare the beejeebies out of folks. He could sit there not moving even when some of the younguns touched him. Made a young mama pee herself right there on the steps one time.

One year he had a chain saw and would lay in the ditches around town covered in leaves and such. When folks walked by he would yank that saw to life and jump up. Cops got called on him for that one. He knew the deputy and seen him cruising so he hid and jumped out with the saw as the dep passed. Skeered that cop half to death. Told me later he couldn't arrest or do anything cause he was laughing to hard. He did make the boy stop though.

il.trapper, I used to do almost the same thing as your boy. I had a scarecrow costume with a wide-brim hat, and a skull mask on underneath it. I'd stuff some straw in my cuffs and sit in a chair on the porch all loose-looking like a ragdoll scarecrow, with my head down and my old leather glove palm up on my knee with candy in it. I looked so much like a decoration that kids and adults would walk right by me or grab the candy in my hand without thinking. When I grabbed their hand and raised my head it sent them right off the porch

My neighbor down the street did the same thing......Scared the be Jesus out of me....he was good !