You may have heard on the news
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11/01/20 05:31 PM
11/01/20 05:31 PM
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Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,080
Central Pennsylvania
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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had approximately 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable.
BUT…
In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "normal.”
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina and Minnesota he would be called "a hunting buddy."
AND,OF COURSE,
In Texas, he'd just be "a guy who is very low on Ammo."
I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Re: You may have heard on the news
[Re: Nittany Lion]
#7034929
11/01/20 07:22 PM
11/01/20 07:22 PM
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Southern NJ
maintenanceguy
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Southern NJ
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Love the news articles when the arrest someone with an "arsenal" and the picture shows 2 shotguns, 2 rifles, and 3 handguns.
-Ryan
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Re: You may have heard on the news
[Re: maintenanceguy]
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11/01/20 07:28 PM
11/01/20 07:28 PM
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Maine
Mac
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Maine
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Thanks for sharing. Good one
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Re: You may have heard on the news
[Re: Nittany Lion]
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11/02/20 02:58 AM
11/02/20 02:58 AM
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Posts: 1,500
Kenai AK
KenaiKid
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Kenai AK
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In AK... he wouldn't be called anything, and the cops wouldn't bat an eye.
Boco couldn't catch a cold. But if he did, it would be Top Lot.
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Re: You may have heard on the news
[Re: Nittany Lion]
#7035675
11/02/20 03:10 PM
11/02/20 03:10 PM
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 16,150
Tennessee
Scuba1
"color blind Kraut"
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"color blind Kraut"
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Posts: 16,150
Tennessee
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Should we set up a go fund me thing for him so he can get himself some ammo to make it through deer season ??
Let's go Brandon
"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
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just depends where he lives in Albuquerque
