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You may have heard on the news #7034838
11/01/20 05:31 PM
11/01/20 05:31 PM
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Posts: 7,707
Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion Offline OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister
Nittany Lion  Offline OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister

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Posts: 7,707
Central Pennsylvania
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had approximately 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable.

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "normal.”

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina and Minnesota he would be called "a hunting buddy."

AND,OF COURSE,

In Texas, he'd just be "a guy who is very low on Ammo."


When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034842
11/01/20 05:34 PM
11/01/20 05:34 PM
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Posts: 5,033
Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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Muskrat Master
Hodagtrapper  Offline
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 5,033
Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
In Wisconsin he would be a typical neighbor!

Chris

Last edited by Hodagtrapper; 11/01/20 05:40 PM. Reason: Bad spelling!

>>In God we trust<<
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034845
11/01/20 05:37 PM
11/01/20 05:37 PM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 11,090
The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Online content
"HOSS"
Leftlane  Online Content
"HOSS"

Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 11,090
The Hill Country of Texas
grin


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034848
11/01/20 05:40 PM
11/01/20 05:40 PM
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Posts: 16,086
New Hampshire
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Nessmuck Offline
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Posts: 16,086
New Hampshire
Very true


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034850
11/01/20 05:42 PM
11/01/20 05:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,358
Georgia
warrior Online content
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warrior  Online Content
trapper

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,358
Georgia
In Alabama he would be just an average joe.

Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034869
11/01/20 06:03 PM
11/01/20 06:03 PM
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West Michigan
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Getting There Offline
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Posts: 6,768
West Michigan
Great observation!


To Old
U.S. Army 60-63 SGT.
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034922
11/01/20 07:12 PM
11/01/20 07:12 PM
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Indiana
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Indiana
In Indiana he would be the the motivation to up my game. Now he is just dummy that stayed living in California instead of getting out. He didn't keep his mouth shut about what he had. I bet he dosen't get his property back.

Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034929
11/01/20 07:22 PM
11/01/20 07:22 PM
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Posts: 990
Southern NJ
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Southern NJ
Love the news articles when the arrest someone with an "arsenal" and the picture shows 2 shotguns, 2 rifles, and 3 handguns.


-Ryan
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: maintenanceguy] #7034935
11/01/20 07:28 PM
11/01/20 07:28 PM
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Maine
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Mac Offline
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Maine
Thanks for sharing. Good one



Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7034981
11/01/20 08:03 PM
11/01/20 08:03 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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Nebraska, Dawson County
In Nebraska, it would be called "Crazy Charlie". whistle grin



Charlie


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Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035191
11/01/20 11:00 PM
11/01/20 11:00 PM
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Minnesota
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Minnesota
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Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035216
11/01/20 11:32 PM
11/01/20 11:32 PM
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In Albuquerque he would be called either a cartel member or a proud gun owner laugh just depends where he lives in Albuquerque

Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035295
11/02/20 02:58 AM
11/02/20 02:58 AM
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Kenai AK
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Kenai AK
In AK... he wouldn't be called anything, and the cops wouldn't bat an eye.


Originally Posted by Dirt
Originally Posted by Rat Masterson
Boco couldn't catch a cold.

But if he did, it would be Top Lot.
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035433
11/02/20 09:49 AM
11/02/20 09:49 AM
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Northern Maine
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Northern Maine
laugh


My President is still President Trump
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035438
11/02/20 09:52 AM
11/02/20 09:52 AM
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rogers city mi.
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rogers city mi.
Obviously he's not Married


olden tyred
Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035656
11/02/20 02:36 PM
11/02/20 02:36 PM
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Arkansas
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Arkansas
I thought you were describing my family and our neighbors.

Re: You may have heard on the news [Re: Nittany Lion] #7035675
11/02/20 03:10 PM
11/02/20 03:10 PM
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Finally run aground in TN
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Finally run aground in TN
Should we set up a go fund me thing for him so he can get himself some ammo to make it through deer season ??


I do all my own stunts ..... but never intentionally
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