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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063064
11/25/20 11:30 PM
11/25/20 11:30 PM
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Posts: 5,536
fayette,al.
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fayette,al.
Meaner than a rattler and twice as dusty

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063161
11/26/20 01:03 AM
11/26/20 01:03 AM
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WISCONSIN
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WISCONSIN
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go .... Yourself

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063169
11/26/20 01:14 AM
11/26/20 01:14 AM
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Posts: 1,070
South Central Wisconsin
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South Central Wisconsin
Just so you don't have to go back through 29 pages.
He ain't afraid of hard work, he'll get right up close and watch it.


I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. O Lord please don't let me be misunderstood.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063248
11/26/20 05:59 AM
11/26/20 05:59 AM
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Sandhills Nebraska
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Sandhills Nebraska
If he moved from this town to the next town over it would raise the IQ of both towns.
His meatloaf ain't done all the way to the middle.
That sun is intense, and I ain't talkin about camping out.

Last edited by Gary Benson; 11/26/20 06:01 AM.

Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063252
11/26/20 06:03 AM
11/26/20 06:03 AM
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Sandhills Nebraska
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Sandhills Nebraska
Ford drivers put lift kits on their trucks so their skirt don't get dirty.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063290
11/26/20 07:05 AM
11/26/20 07:05 AM
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Posts: 107
Eastern Iowa
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Eastern Iowa
lower than whale dung

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063389
11/26/20 08:52 AM
11/26/20 08:52 AM
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Posts: 829
NE NE
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NE NE
"I'll be all over you like scum on a politician" (substitute "Lawyer" in the right company)................... the mike

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7063592
11/26/20 11:52 AM
11/26/20 11:52 AM
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Posts: 2,206
Missouri
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HayDay Online content
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Posts: 2,206
Missouri
Sharp as a marble........

and

We ain't had this much fun since that time the hogs ate my little sister!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7064852
11/27/20 12:49 PM
11/27/20 12:49 PM
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,742
In the south central Pa Mounta...
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In the south central Pa Mounta...
You lie like a rug


I don’t trap because I want to
I trap because I have to
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065312
11/27/20 09:35 PM
11/27/20 09:35 PM
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Posts: 3,558
lewis county,new york
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lewis county,new york
Worked like a rented mule.
Tighter than a banjo string

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065390
11/27/20 10:19 PM
11/27/20 10:19 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 2,794
100 Mile House, BC Can
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100 Mile House, BC Can
I don't trust him any farther than i can dribble spit.


The only constant in trapping is change so keep learning.






Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065495
11/28/20 12:00 AM
11/28/20 12:00 AM
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 433
ontario canada
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ontario canada
A farting horse will never tire, a farting man's the one to hire!
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of the boat.
He couldn't find his butt if you stuffed it full of uranium and gave him a gieger counter!
You couldnt tell a snake hole from your butthole.
That's sharp enough to shave the hair off a snake.
Hes tighter than bark on a tree.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065502
11/28/20 12:07 AM
11/28/20 12:07 AM
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Posts: 3,446
Houghton Lake, MI
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Houghton Lake, MI
Can't make a will purse out of a sows ear


Wish I had more time to trap....
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065527
11/28/20 01:21 AM
11/28/20 01:21 AM
Joined: Oct 2019
Posts: 2,874
Kentucky
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Kentucky
Rare as rooster eggs
That guy is the north end of a south bound donkey


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7065614
11/28/20 08:11 AM
11/28/20 08:11 AM
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Posts: 2,871
NNY
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NNY
Looks like the South end of a North bound horse.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7066550
11/28/20 11:40 PM
11/28/20 11:40 PM
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Posts: 21
Mississippi
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Mississippi
It fits like socks on a rooster.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7066567
11/28/20 11:56 PM
11/28/20 11:56 PM
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Posts: 481
Nebraska
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Nebraska
Slicker than owl ****!

Bleeding like a stuck hog.

Colder than a witches **** in a brass bra.

Finer than frog hair.

More worthless than teets on a boar.



Failure leads to learning, learning leads to improvement.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352451
09/10/21 04:56 PM
09/10/21 04:56 PM
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Posts: 14,306
Montana
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Montana
He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352502
09/10/21 05:56 PM
09/10/21 05:56 PM
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Posts: 624
Arkansas
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Arkansas
If you do it like that it will look like hammered dog crap

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352698
09/10/21 09:18 PM
09/10/21 09:18 PM
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Posts: 159
MONTANA
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MONTANA
Happier than a gopher in soft dirt!

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