We've been informed that 4 ducks and 4 geese have been documented by the Mayo Clinic Pharmacist attacking people in the parking lot ,So we now have 4 yearling geese to give away .No other option or is there ?

Its your geese wandering onto the Mayo Clinic property...??

Yes they have a culvert that hold water for a long time

Soup

Roasted in self defense.

Progressive geese peacefully demonstrating against conservative Mayo patients.
Patee anyone?

That is funny!! There you go, get some of those down town Minneapolis hunters to take care of them. They won't even have to leave the state to hunt.

Mayo Cilantro Parm ? . . . easy fixin's . . . (found one more hidin' in the bushes.)

Defund the pogeese!

you think people would figure out how to use a stick,

if you beat the goose with a switch I bet it learns

if it doesn't hit it harder eventually it will get the hint or you will have dinner

in Madison the mail people carry spray bottles of water for the turkeys that harass the mail carriers , for christ sake do these people forget where they are on the food chain.


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I just read the part that they are your geese.

pen them up or eat them

A new Christmas Menu in the cafeteria?

Are they around the Honker cafe?

Pinion your geese and you can easily keep them in with a fence that is 3 feet or taller.

Keith

Winning

Send them to me. Problem solved

Where do you reside ?

By any and all means protect those poor birds. Move the clinic to the Mojave Desert.