Congrats to your son. I love lawyer jokes.

It's 90% of the lawyers that give the other 10% a bad name...

did yall hear the Labs will stop using rats to test stuff?
they gonna start using lawyers seems is some things even a rat won't do

Well, that is something to be very proud of. Not an easy road going through the education years to finally being a lawyer. My son's wife is an attorney and a very successful one at that. To get that status it takes a lot of hard work and many hours in the books after you become an attorney.

I can say if you ever needed an attorney, they are worth ever penny they get.

Not sure exactly, but heard this one for your son.

There was a Doctor, Preacher and a Lawyer. Their dad passed away and each one of the son's felt an urge to give something back to their father as he helped them through college etc. through the years. So they decided each one of them would throw 100$ in the casket to be buried with their father. So the Doc placed his 100$ bill in the casket, followed by the preacher and the lawyer wrote a check for 300$ and took the 200$ in cash.

What do you have if 1000 lawyers are standing neck deep in a pond?




Not enough water.

St peter looked down from heaven into (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman), and saw that the devil was up to something.

He looked closer and noticed that the devil was building a tower.

St Peter shouted to the Devil: "You can't build a tower! You must stop immediately!!"

The devil looked up and said: "Nope. I am the devil, and this is (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman), and I will do as I please"

St Peter couldn't believe it. He shouted back: You have to stop! If you don't stop building that tower, I'll sue you!"

The devil smirked and looked up and said "Someone in heaven going to sue me, eh?...where you gonna find a lawyer??"

Why don't lawyers need birth control?


They have their personalities.

Thanks folks, I need a little humor from time to time.

Zim

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

A pope, a minister, and a lawyer died simultaneously and wound up in front of St. Peter's gate. St. Peter finds all three in the Book, and lets them in.

"Come," St. Peter says, "let me show you to your new abodes."

So they go down a street and find a nice little cottage. "Here, Pastor. You are to dwell here."

A short distance away they come to a small, comfortable house only slightly bigger than the cottage. St. Peter says, "Here your Holiness, is your new abode."

Just then a brass band and parade of thousands of souls comes, picks up the lawyer cheering wildly, and carries him up to a huge mansion on a hill.

"Hey!" says the Pope, "Not that I want to complain, but how come he gets a huge mansion, while we're stuck in these little shacks?"

Yeah," says the minister.

St. Peter replies, "Popes and ministers are a dime a dozen around here. But he's the first lawyer who ever made it."