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Here is your smile for the day. . . #7078209
12/07/20 04:11 PM
12/07/20 04:11 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,849
Newark, Ohio 80 years
Actor Offline OP
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Newark, Ohio 80 years


1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.

14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.


Garry-


“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Have been trapping 74 years … WILL be LAST one... or maybe NOT...
Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7078220
12/07/20 04:25 PM
12/07/20 04:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 7,752
Nebraska, Dawson County
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Thanks, Gary. Lots of wisdom there, even though it is presented as humor. smile

There IS humor in sadness. Oh, the irony. crazy




Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7078246
12/07/20 04:58 PM
12/07/20 04:58 PM
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,364
KY.usa
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That is some funny stuff. Thank you.

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7078973
12/08/20 02:17 AM
12/08/20 02:17 AM
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fayette,al.
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Thanks
Funny

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7078998
12/08/20 05:59 AM
12/08/20 05:59 AM
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Posts: 7,420
Michigan
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lol some good ones there laugh

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7079016
12/08/20 06:40 AM
12/08/20 06:40 AM
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Posts: 7,700
Central Pennsylvania
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Good stuff Gary, thanks for posting.


When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . [Re: Actor] #7079063
12/08/20 08:15 AM
12/08/20 08:15 AM
Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 3,683
Kansas
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Thanks laugh


Everything the left touches it destroys
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