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Don't matter much where they put me I guess. One thing I insist on though is that NOONE comes to my funeral with an onion in their hanky, cryin over me.
I want every one to be happy, Some to be happy I was here and some to be happy I'm gone. Don't want no 'two faced' people there. If ya loved me, Great, if ya hated me, say so and get it out of your system.
That's just how I roll, I guess.
Charlie
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
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I always thought it would be best to be left out on the prairie someplace. Since that aint legal it would be good if somebody would grind up my remains and make coyote bait. I don't think thats legal either so told my kids to put my ashes in the local river.
Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Well you did kill your trophy you been after for years , so your life is complete !! What else you got to look forward to . Every deer from now on will fall short of that MONSTER !!!
I always thought it would be best to be left out on the prairie someplace. Since that aint legal it would be good if somebody would grind up my remains and make coyote bait. I don't think thats legal either so told my kids to put my ashes in the local river.
I got my cremation plan bought and paid for so the kids won't have to deal with it. My plans are not to have a wake or funeral. Anyone that matters to me will know l'm dead. Picked up a couple of what I want to use for urns for my son and daughter to have at an auction last summer. Also instructions on where I want some of my ashes spread. I'm going to sleep around quite a bit for my last nap. Here is a picture of the urns I picked.
I've picked out a nice corner along the creek at my daughters house to be burned. When I told the daughter of my wishes she ask me , why? I told her that corner will be just a little greener for sometime to come. And when she looks at it she will know I'm always there for her Corny I know.
There is a certain hollow I was in one morning it was really foggy and a fallow deer came charging through the fog jumped a log and was gone. I always thought that would be the place I would like to have my ashes spread. Silly but it has always stuck with me.
I hunted Newfoundland a dozen times. It’s funny, when you’re in the back country ( I mean 10 miles off any road ), you’ll come across a stainless steel cross with engraved initials or a name. The Newfie’s like to have their ashes taken to their favorite moose look outs.
We call that cruising up here Savell. I have a neutral place picked out in a pasture. Wife’s family is hardcore Catholic and mine is hardcore Baptist it will be interesting to see where I end up. Hopefully one of you guys will let me know
Savell one I love whiskey myers and 2 I told my son throw me on a brush pile let the yotes eat on me and use the turds to make more sets So we can continue to trap after I'm gone... He is ok with this but momma says I'm morbid.
One of my guys here at Seymour Johnson AFB passed away a few years ago. His request was to have his ashes put on a block of C-4 and make that final shot. It got arranged, and it happened. I may go that route myself.
It wasn't a waste of C-4, because in order to collect the $110. a month hazardous duty pay, we have to perform a procedure involving explosives. The normal qualifying shot was usually a block of C-4, if no other operation involving explosives was accomplished during the month.
1. Dying is easy. It's living, that is the hard part. That suffering that many people end up going through, before they die, now that is THE hard part!
2. Never could understand why people put on a big expensive Funeral, when the guest of honor, is not there ALIVE !!! to see it.
3. If someone wants to see me, then they can see while I am alive.
Got my plot already bought and paid for. When that day comes DECADES FROM NOW !!! :grin,: I will be buried under a Sugar Maple Tree in the Cemetery where the rest of my Family is buried.
My 100 year old mom wished to be donated to a medical school. A year later I received her cremated remains. She is now on the Blue Ridge Parkway with a nice view when I visit.
My 100 year old mom wished to be donated to a medical school. A year later I received her cremated remains. She is now on the Blue Ridge Parkway with a nice view when I visit.
Mind if I ask where on the parkway? I'd like my ashes to be spread right off the BRP on black balsam. A 1/3 of ashes dumped on the east fork pigeon river watershed, 1/3 on the west fork watershed, and the other 1/3 in a plastic box with my name, birthdate, death date, just to (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) the tree huggers off there.
------------------------------------- DJT & MTG in 2024!
If up to me, you could just chuck me into the bay for the crabs to eat, lord knows how many I've taken out so it would be payback after a fashion..but apparently thats untidy.
So I'll get sprinkled over the water, no one needs to know...
My inlaws passed and my FIL wanted his ashes mixed wih my MIL's and spread around the Superstition mountains in AZ. where they were living. My sister in law couldn't bring herself to do it so she split the ashes 3 ways for each child to "plant" somewhere to remember them...
My wife, one of the children, had a not great relationship with her parents and didn't care to have them around, alive or dead...
Now both my inlaws hated the water, beach, fish, sun, or anything about it....guess where i dumped them.....
So the moral to this sad story, , don't pee off your kids if you want them to dispose of your ashes....
A lot of people say dying is the easy part. If it doesn't happen suddenly, I don't think that's the case. I had a relative that always use to say that. In the end it went slowly(only a few days)for her due to her kidneys shutting down. She was aware of things and said it was a lot harder than she thought. Realizing she wasn't going to be able to share close ties with family anymore.
Wow, great music. I've always joked, (half joke), that I would like for my last trip to be through the bowels of a grizzly bear.
Years ago, an old bear trapper up here went out that way. A friend of mine, that has since passed, found some grizzly scat with flannel in it. They discovered it was the remains of the old bear trapper. They found his skull nearby. Ironic, and fitting perhaps, that he ended up passing through a bear.. There is a good account of the story in a book of the history of the Swan Valley.
My plan is to have ashes spread in a few different places. I will have a stone marker (rock from ranch) in a very rural cemetery with some ashes buried there. The cemetery I plan to have a stone marker has just a hand full of professional made headstones. The rest 98% are just hand made markers from iron, rock or wood nothing fancy everything is very simple and pure.
No funeral but hoping to have a man of the cloth at my grave site ash burial.
Give me a fish, I will eat for a day. Teach me to fish, I will eat for a lifetime
Wow, great music. I've always joked, (half joke), that I would like for my last trip to be through the bowels of a grizzly bear.
Years ago, an old bear trapper up here went out that way. A friend of mine, that has since passed, found some grizzly scat with flannel in it. They discovered it was the remains of the old bear trapper. They found his skull nearby. Ironic, and fitting perhaps, that he ended up passing through a bear.. There is a good account of the story in a book of the history of the Swan Valley.
... great story there
... best I can hope for is getting hamstrung by a mangy coyote around here lol
I always told my wife and kids I want to be ground up and used as bear bait! Returned to nature naturally. Also I want them to use some of the bait for a hunt, it would be our last hunt together! They have never been thrilled with that plan. LOL
One of my guys here at Seymour Johnson AFB passed away a few years ago. His request was to have his ashes put on a block of C-4 and make that final shot. It got arranged, and it happened. I may go that route myself.
It wasn't a waste of C-4, because in order to collect the $110. a month hazardous duty pay, we have to perform a procedure involving explosives. The normal qualifying shot was usually a block of C-4, if no other operation involving explosives was accomplished during the month.
Rest in Peace Steve Prosser
RIP Steve Prosser... Now that is going out with a Bang!
you're only allowed so many sunrises... I aim to see every one of them!