Sorry Mark, Christie Noem has the republican spot! Maybe libertarian?

The pressure would be unbearable.

Just look what our president endured for the last four years.

And she is way better looking too.

Your first pardon would have to be Bob.....last name not exceptable for trapperman... Just think of the stink you could create on the news every night....It would be a real Fox Frenzy

I'd like a shot a something on the treasury cabinet, Mark. That is, if you deem me fit.
Jim

Turned on the TV last night... this is gaining traction fast- Congrats!

That is hilarious

lol!

If in your cabinet one of my frist suggestions would be that all school age children would be bussed to historic sites and learn this nation's history. They would understand how they got here ( and not that way) I saw what you were thinking. If you are going to build something you must start from the foundation and from that a corner stone. It all sounds good to see your mistakes and make the changes and return it to it's former glory.

With 21 years of experience in the industry, I'd like to apply for the sanitation removal. Big job in D.C. I understand........but I have broad shoulders. Where is the nearest landfill outside of D.C.?
And I'll make sure my deceased parents vote for you. Twice

Leave me out, I don't like wearing suits and ties. I'll be an advisor, but in jeans and t-shirt! Only put on a tie for special occations, like Sonday!

You will be cannon fodder as Trump was. The old saying " any kid can grow up to be President of the U.S." is not true anymore. You must be a member of the swamp.

Well then he needs someone who traps in a swamp to be his VP

Can i be on secret service?

I'll be one of the
DREAM Police

Would I be able to come chop down the cherry trees? I need some wood for my smoker.

Mark -

I would consider your appointment for Inferior Secretary. However, you should know right up front that I am opposed to draining the swamp. No, damming the Potomac would be a much better scenario, raising the level of water in the swamp to about 3-4 feet, inundating all of D.C. and surrounding low-lying (sic) cities and subcontracting Paul to populate the entire area with beaver and muskrat. The little rise in Rock Creek Park could even be the new transplant area for a wolf pack. I would, however, need a stupendous dike around the Washington Mall, as saving our national heritage (Lincoln, Jefferson, and Washington memorials) should be paramount. And the reflecting pool could sustain a population of a hundred muskrats if annual trapping is carried out to control overpopulation).

Could I appoint either Donna or Miss Lisa as head of Fish and Watersnake Service? Also, white17 must agree to be my historical advisor.

On second thought, I have worked hard all my life to avoid the politics of wildlife management, and I don't own a tie. I respectfully decline.

Jack

I'll throw my hat in the ring. UN Ambassador sounds like a good job

I would like to be Charlie's deputy director at the ATF...

I figure between the two of us we can whip that bureau into shape in short order... Probably turn a profit in the first 30 days. All agents will work on commission only... but I figure a nice living could be made selling alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.

Mike

Who does your debate prep? Isn't that line from The Last of the Mohicans?