This could happen to you!!!!!
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12/23/20 07:37 PM
12/23/20 07:37 PM
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,696
Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,696
Newark, Ohio 83 years
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As I left the hardware store the other day, I was fumbling for my car keys and could not find them.
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right.
The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my wife: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen”.
There was a moment of silence.
I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice. "Are you kidding me?" she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me then".
"She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"
"Welcome to the Golden Years"
MY DOCTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN MY FAMILY WAS SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS.
I SAID; "NO, WE ALL SEEM TO ENJOY IT".
No... I don't have a wife... I don't think????
Garry-
“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”
Have been trapping 77 years…
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Re: This could happen to you!!!!!
[Re: Foxpaw]
#7102855
12/23/20 10:43 PM
12/23/20 10:43 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 17,473
Wheaton Ks
lee steinmeyer
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When I first started reading that I thought ; I didn't think Garry was married, I must be losing it. Glad I finished reading it and got my sanity back. X2!
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