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Wife Sends A Text #7103664
12/24/20 12:41 PM
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An older couple had learned to text. The wife was a bit of a romantic and was out shopping. She texted her husband with the following:
"Out shopping, if you are sleeping, dream of me."
"If you are watching a show on TV, I hope it reminds you of me."
"If you are working in your shop take a minute to smile and think of me. Love you!"

He texts back:
"I'm on the toilet, please advise."


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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7103679
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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7103704
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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7103780
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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7104706
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Another wife prepared a text for her husband

"Not getting any better, come home" as prepared

"not getting any, better come home" misplaced coma as sent.

Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7104777
12/25/20 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Trapper7
An older couple had learned to text. The wife was a bit of a romantic and was out shopping. She texted her husband with the following:
"Out shopping, if you are sleeping, dream of me."
"If you are watching a show on TV, I hope it reminds you of me."
"If you are working in your shop take a minute to smile and think of me. Love you!"

He texts back:
"I'm on the toilet, please advise."

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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7104786
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Re: Wife Sends A Text [Re: Trapper7] #7104796
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