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Taxes #7120569
01/04/21 08:38 PM
01/04/21 08:38 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,943
South Dakota
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Hydropillar Offline OP
trapper
Hydropillar  Offline OP
trapper
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,943
South Dakota
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman).

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'


The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
Re: Taxes [Re: Hydropillar] #7120572
01/04/21 08:42 PM
01/04/21 08:42 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 10,421
mn north of blakely
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Steven 49er Offline
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Steven 49er  Offline
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 10,421
mn north of blakely
You are missing the most diabolical tax of all. Inflation created by unlimited money printing in a fist system.

Before 1913 there wasn't any income tax. Ask yourself why.

Mark would say it relates to the money changers


"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon". Milton Friedman.
Re: Taxes [Re: Hydropillar] #7120574
01/04/21 08:44 PM
01/04/21 08:44 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,715
Eastern Shore of Maryland
HobbieTrapper Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"
HobbieTrapper  Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,715
Eastern Shore of Maryland
Com’on man, you trying to push me over the edge?


-Goofy-
Re: Taxes [Re: Hydropillar] #7120583
01/04/21 08:50 PM
01/04/21 08:50 PM
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 34,761
Central, SD
Law Dog Offline
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Law Dog  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 34,761
Central, SD
If they need more money they invent a new tax it’s so easy for them.


Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!

Jerry Herbst
Re: Taxes [Re: Hydropillar] #7120595
01/04/21 08:57 PM
01/04/21 08:57 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 5,536
fayette,al.
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grisseldog Offline
trapper
grisseldog  Offline
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Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 5,536
fayette,al.
Tax us more so the politicians can send it to other countries to be funneled back to them.

Re: Taxes [Re: Hydropillar] #7120716
01/04/21 10:00 PM
01/04/21 10:00 PM
Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 1,098
NC
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Tailhunter Offline
trapper
Tailhunter  Offline
trapper
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Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 1,098
NC
So when do the people say enough?

Re: Taxes [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7120975
01/04/21 11:36 PM
01/04/21 11:36 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 62,662
Minnesota
330-Trapper Offline

trapper
330-Trapper  Offline

trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 62,662
Minnesota
Originally Posted by HobbieTrapper
Com’on man, you trying to push me over the edge?

laugh


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