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Snow"man" joke #7133815
01/12/21 06:03 PM
01/12/21 06:03 PM
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Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Chris


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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7133818
01/12/21 06:07 PM
01/12/21 06:07 PM
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True story


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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7133824
01/12/21 06:11 PM
01/12/21 06:11 PM
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Man that is great. Thank you

Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7133840
01/12/21 06:29 PM
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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7133902
01/12/21 07:05 PM
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Lol thats a good one! And oh so true!

Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7133991
01/12/21 07:47 PM
01/12/21 07:47 PM
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Hey! That one was posted before!!! Why do some of yíall post things multiple times? Thanks now I have a pain in my buttocks!

Jk thatís great I find it hilarious and when itís posted again it will still be funny!!!


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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7134044
01/12/21 08:23 PM
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Ya I posted that weeks ago.


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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7134076
01/12/21 08:43 PM
01/12/21 08:43 PM
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Sorry if I offended anyone or hurt any feelings with my post. I will do better in the future!

Chris


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Re: Snow"man" joke [Re: Hodagtrapper] #7134114
01/12/21 08:56 PM
01/12/21 08:56 PM
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We donít get a lot of snow in NC but in the mid 80s we had two feet and a month of very cold freezing weather. Wife, two small kids and I made a large snowman. The next day we made a snow Dollie (Dollie Parton model). Then we made a snow dog. We rented a house on Main Street and our sculptures attracted a lot of attention. We were new in town and very few people knew us.

We still laugh about Snow Dollie. Lots of harmless fun for the kids. I wonder now if the police would have asked us to slim down the heavenly endowed Dollie. She was a knockout.

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