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Snow"man" joke
#7133815
01/12/21 07:03 PM
01/12/21 07:03 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 6,117 Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
Hodagtrapper
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Muskrat Master
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Muskrat Master
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 6,117
Northern Wisconsin,Rhinelander
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8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
Chris
>>In God we trust<<
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Re: Snow"man" joke
[Re: Hodagtrapper]
#7133991
01/12/21 08:47 PM
01/12/21 08:47 PM
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Joined: Oct 2019
Posts: 2,874 Kentucky
KYtrapper2005
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Hey! That one was posted before!!! Why do some of y’all post things multiple times? Thanks now I have a pain in my buttocks!
Jk that’s great I find it hilarious and when it’s posted again it will still be funny!!!
Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?
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Re: Snow"man" joke
[Re: Hodagtrapper]
#7134044
01/12/21 09:23 PM
01/12/21 09:23 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,797 Wisconsin
The Beav
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Ya I posted that weeks ago.
The forum Know It All according to Muskrat
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