Chuck Norris sayings!
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Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
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Before the bogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there!
“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers
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Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
When Alexander Graham Bell finished the first working telephone he discovered he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Mike
One man with a gun may control 100 others who have none.
Vladimir Lenin
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Did you hear Chuck Norris caught COVID-19? COVID-19 is now in quarantine for 14 days!
Michigan Trappers & Predator Callers Association Public Relations Director
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Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes together and make fire.
"Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."
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