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Chuck Norris sayings! #7134181 01/12/21 10:34 PM 01/12/21 10:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA.	Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134185 01/12/21 10:37 PM 01/12/21 10:37 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA.	Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134206 01/12/21 10:53 PM 01/12/21 10:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,316 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,316 The Hill Country of Texas	Before the bogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there! “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134207 01/12/21 10:53 PM 01/12/21 10:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,316 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane "HOSS"
Leftlane "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,316 The Hill Country of Texas	“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134208 01/12/21 10:54 PM 01/12/21 10:54 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 21,694 Sandhills Nebraska G Gary Benson trapper
Gary Benson trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 21,694 Sandhills Nebraska	Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse......horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Life ain't supposed to be easy.

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134210 01/12/21 10:54 PM 01/12/21 10:54 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota 330-Trapper trapper
330-Trapper trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota	"I'm afraid of Bruce Lee" He told his Teddy Bear NRA and NTA Life Member www.BackroadsRevised@etsy.com

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134218 01/12/21 10:59 PM 01/12/21 10:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 3,650 Southeast Ohio amspoker trapper
amspoker trapper Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 3,650 Southeast Ohio	Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat. Levi

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: amspoker] #7134221 01/12/21 11:01 PM 01/12/21 11:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota 330-Trapper trapper
330-Trapper trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota	Originally Posted by amspoker Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat. Hahahaha! NRA and NTA Life Member www.BackroadsRevised@etsy.com

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134225 01/12/21 11:03 PM 01/12/21 11:03 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA. Finster OP trapper
Finster OP trapper Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 17,023 Fredonia, PA.	Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down. I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134240 01/12/21 11:20 PM 01/12/21 11:20 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 25,694 nm A adam m trapper
adam m trapper A Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 25,694 nm	Chuck Norris was bitten by a viper. After 5 excruciating days of pain the viper died

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134290 01/12/21 11:58 PM 01/12/21 11:58 PM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 10,404 Northeast Oklahoma M Mike in A-town trapper
Mike in A-town trapper M Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 10,404 Northeast Oklahoma	Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. When Alexander Graham Bell finished the first working telephone he discovered he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Mike One man with a gun may control 100 others who have none. Vladimir Lenin

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134291 01/12/21 11:58 PM 01/12/21 11:58 PM
Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,436 Corunna Michigan fur_minator trapper
fur_minator trapper Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,436 Corunna Michigan	Did you hear Chuck Norris caught COVID-19? COVID-19 is now in quarantine for 14 days! Michigan Trappers & Predator Callers Association Public Relations Director

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134301 01/13/21 12:04 AM 01/13/21 12:04 AM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,826 central arkansas T the Blak Spot trapper
the Blak Spot trapper T Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,826 central arkansas	Sorry couldnt resist the just shall live by faith member FTA, ATA, EAFT 1776 - the year we told a tyrant we weren't to be under a dictator Caveat ater macula

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134308 01/13/21 12:09 AM 01/13/21 12:09 AM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 10,404 Northeast Oklahoma M Mike in A-town trapper
Mike in A-town trapper M Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 10,404 Northeast Oklahoma	Chuck Norris can speak braille. Mike One man with a gun may control 100 others who have none. Vladimir Lenin

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134588 01/13/21 09:28 AM 01/13/21 09:28 AM
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,063 N E Nebraska S sotired trapper
sotired trapper S Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,063 N E Nebraska	Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes together and make fire. "Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134594 01/13/21 09:36 AM 01/13/21 09:36 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 41,792 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 41,792 Northern Maine	Chuck Norris the president of Texas Nevada bound

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134598 01/13/21 09:40 AM 01/13/21 09:40 AM
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,991 Ohio OhioBoy trapper
OhioBoy trapper Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,991 Ohio	The best one I can remember is... and its kinda nerdy... but... Chuck Norris pee'd in the fuel tank of a semi tractor once... That semi is now known as Optimus Prime. https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/126691

Re: Chuck Norris sayings! [Re: Finster] #7134627 01/13/21 10:03 AM 01/13/21 10:03 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota 330-Trapper trapper
330-Trapper trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 62,959 Minnesota	" I got an owie" behind the scene NRA and NTA Life Member www.BackroadsRevised@etsy.com

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