Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,


If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,


If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,


If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,


If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,


If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,


If you can conquer tension without medical help,


If you can relax without alcohol,


If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,






















And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...



Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.





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Your on a roll Beav.

Nice

Roll I tell ya!

Ill go with pee on it after Ive had some beer

The last part fits but going without coffe ain’t going to happen.

Yep or some form of caffeine. I got addicted to it in the womb lol!

Like my coffee...yep...

I never drank a cup of coffee and I'm 81.

caffeine = nectar of the gods

Weed is legal here and it's perfect for mellowing out

Like what ever man.

Iv had 3 drinks from coffee at 3 different times in my life I think
I’m almost 61

That first cup of coffee in the morning really tastes good. Especially smelling the aroma at camp and then digesting it. Nope, I’m hooked.

I like tea. Herbal and regular caffeinated

I'm glad He didn't weave me as a dog.

I COULD do a lot of those things, but I'm not gonna.

I'm drinking coffee now, and watching Pineapple Express. Inner peace and lots of laughing

Good one

I love the taste of black coffee but mine is decaffeinated.