How to Escape
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01/23/21 06:53 PM
01/23/21 06:53 PM
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Wisconsin
The Beav
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,834
Wisconsin
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How to Escape,
Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out "Earthquake".
The firing squad fell into a panic, and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled, and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again, before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado".
Again, the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.
The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".
The forum Know It All according to Muskrat
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Re: How to Escape
[Re: Broomchaser]
#7151366
01/23/21 08:02 PM
01/23/21 08:02 PM
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 8,735
Nebraska, Dawson County
chas3457
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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And then we get chlamydia harris.  We've already got the filthy Rag. Sleepy Joe isn't capable enough to run a lemonade stand, and the left knows it. He'll be gone soon enough, but not until Guns, Oil, Coal, and Free Speech are outlawed, then he'll be gone and the skank will take over and say it wasn't her fault. Charlie
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
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Re: How to Escape
[Re: The Beav]
#7152172
01/24/21 11:40 AM
01/24/21 11:40 AM
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Loved it ...  Garry-
“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”
Have been trapping 77 years…
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