A few of mine are;
If I had 2 hours to chop down a tree I would spend 1 hour sharpening the axe.
A pig gets a little, a hog doesnt get anything at all.
Watch what you wish for, you just might get it.
Whats some good ones that you have heard?

Heard a good one just yesterday, " John, is like a blister he show's up after the work is done"

You betcha!

Tougher than woodpecker lips

If dynamite were brains u wouldn't have enuff to blow yr nose!!!

I’m so hungry I could eat the butt out of a low flying duck

He thinks he knows enough for two men, and he doesn't know enough for one.

Rich or Poor it's nice to have money.

"Must be sumpthin" an answer to everything!

Leapord can't change his spots

Apple don't fall far from the tree.

“Empty as a Trapperman liberal.”

-Anonymous-

You could be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later every one dances with the reaper.

"when you start taking flak, you know you're over the target."

Be nice to all the little people on your way up, because you’re gonna be seeing them again on your way down.

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

He’s so high he could duck hunt with a rake

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy guns and traps and that’s kind of the same thing

Buddy of mine often says.. "tougher than superman's kneecap"

Ol dad

I have 3 that others, I think will like, then use;

"We have the technology"
"Slicker than deer guts on a door knob"

and my favorite, which my wife doesn't like, since she raised hogs as a child;

"Sweating like a pig underwater". I like it for I say, they would if they were, underwater.