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For Valentines day #7181703
02/14/21 10:21 AM
02/14/21 10:21 AM
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rags57078 Offline OP
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For Valentines Day, Boudreaux wanted to get Marie, his beautimous bride, a real surprise. She had been wanting a milk bath for a long time. So Boudreaux told his friend Pierre, he say, "Pierre, I wanna give Marie a milk bath for Valentine Day." He say, "Why don't you milk you cows and come over to da house and put me some milk in da bat tub."
And Pierre say, "Okay, Boudreaux," he say, "Dat milk, you want dat pasteurize?"
Boudreaux thought about it a while, then said, "No, just so it covers her belly, dat's all I want."


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Fish on !!!!!!!



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Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7181708
02/14/21 10:24 AM
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Lol!!

Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7181710
02/14/21 10:25 AM
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Had to read it a couple of times...

Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7181723
02/14/21 10:36 AM
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laugh

Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7182802
02/15/21 12:46 AM
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Ya Ha Ha

Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7182806
02/15/21 12:53 AM
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I dont get it is it cause shes fat


"You reap what you sow"
Im 15 and still the best trapper in glenwhite
Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7182816
02/15/21 01:05 AM
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That’s purity good!! laugh

Re: For Valentines day [Re: Ethan1234] #7182828
02/15/21 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Ethan1234
I dont get it is it cause shes fat


Lol


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Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7182860
02/15/21 03:02 AM
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Good one...! wink

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Re: For Valentines day [Re: Ethan1234] #7182956
02/15/21 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Ethan1234
I dont get it is it cause shes fat

Did he want it “past her eyes” (pasteurize)
No, just cover her belly.

Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7182970
02/15/21 08:58 AM
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Oh thats funny


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Re: For Valentines day [Re: rags57078] #7183375
02/15/21 03:13 PM
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I used to wonder if ol Rags knew any good jokes but then I realize that if he does he has entirely too much pride to post them here.

It would tarnish his perfect record LOL


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