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Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt #7188836
02/19/21 01:46 AM
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We all know about the outhouse mouse but this is going too far!

https://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2...e-bear-bites-haines-woman-on-her-bottom/


you can vote your way into socialism, but you will have to shoot your way out.
Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188842
02/19/21 01:54 AM
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Look where that bear chose to spend the winter; and that's why I don't eat bears.


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188844
02/19/21 01:58 AM
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That bear wasn't taking any crap


you can vote your way into socialism, but you will have to shoot your way out.
Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188846
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Wait, outhouses are still a thing?


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188851
02/19/21 02:20 AM
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Why did the lyrics, "there's a bad moon rising, there's a bathroom on the right" just pop into my head. LOL

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188969
02/19/21 09:21 AM
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A bear bit my bum


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7188970
02/19/21 09:21 AM
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Why would they post a picture of her face? grin

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189059
02/19/21 10:39 AM
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That's anew use for the term"Bear bottom" for sure.


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189061
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That's anew use for the term"Bear bottom" for sure.


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189070
02/19/21 10:49 AM
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I would like to understand how he got under there. Outhouses here are a solid wood structure set over a hole dug down four to six feet. There's no way a bear could get in there.

I imagine there's no dug hole in Alaskan outhouses due to permafrost? Anyone care to educate me?


Eh...wot?

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: Jurassic Park] #7189071
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Park
Wait, outhouses are still a thing?

We have one at our camp.We are "off the grid" up there. smile Never had a bear in it though.Once in a while a beehive maybe.

Last edited by upstateNY; 02/19/21 10:50 AM.

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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: warrior] #7189127
02/19/21 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by warrior
Why did the lyrics, "there's a bad moon rising, there's a bathroom on the right" just pop into my head. LOL



Oh man ! That is outstanding!!


One spring visiting a friend ...... We heard his wife scream. Ran out to help just as she flew out of the outhouse. Really deep hole ! Probably 15 feet.

We look in and see two red fox kits at the bottom of the hole. We fished them out with a pole and a loop and turned them loose ! Not quite prime !


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189130
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laugh


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: upstateNY] #7189133
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Originally Posted by upstateNY
Originally Posted by Jurassic Park
Wait, outhouses are still a thing?

We have one at our camp.We are "off the grid" up there. smile Never had a bear in it though.Once in a while a beehive maybe.


If you are smart you have an outhouse even if you have indoor plumbing. I have seen a lot of septic systems freeze completely.


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189135
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At least I can stop worrying about spiders now. .

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189233
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We should probably see the wound to see how bad it was. blush

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: drasselt] #7189236
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When I was young we had an outhouse. We had a cat that would follow me to the outhouse and would always jump on the lid when I opened the door. Someone had left the lid up and the cat ended up perched on the excrement mountain at the bottom of the outhouse. Mom took a broom and lowered it down to the cat. It clung to the broom and she hauled it out. By the next day it was clean as a whistle. Nasty! . This outhouse was the Caddilac of outhouses. The tank, throne and floor were concrete.

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My folks lived two years on the border of the Dominican Republic and Haiti. When I visited them and used their outhouse every time something dropped you heard the skittering around of hundreds of huge cockroaches. I guess better than the roar of an upset ursid.


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Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: upstateNY] #7189313
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Originally Posted by upstateNY
Originally Posted by Jurassic Park
Wait, outhouses are still a thing?

We have one at our camp.We are "off the grid" up there. smile Never had a bear in it though.Once in a while a beehive maybe.


I would rather deal with a bear than the bees.

Re: Outhouse Bear Bites Woman's Butt [Re: Jurassic Park] #7189317
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Park
Wait, outhouses are still a thing?

I had to have a soil scientist come out and engineer mine. Seriously.

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