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Getting old.... #7189381
02/19/21 03:28 PM
02/19/21 03:28 PM
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Getting Old





1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.



2. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.



3. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.



4. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.



5. Old age is coming at a really bad time.



6. When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.



7. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."



8. I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.



9. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees



10. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.



11. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?



12. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.



13. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for



14. Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.



15. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?







Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189441
02/19/21 04:45 PM
02/19/21 04:45 PM
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in your 20s you put on your suit every few months for a wedding now you put on your suit every few weeks for a funeral.


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189448
02/19/21 04:52 PM
02/19/21 04:52 PM
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McGrath, AK
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"Many a truth is told in jest"


Mean As Nails
Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189457
02/19/21 05:04 PM
02/19/21 05:04 PM
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Iowa.
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Well said Bushmaster!! And 100% correct!!


WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO TRAP!
Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189505
02/19/21 06:28 PM
02/19/21 06:28 PM
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Perfect!
I was in your neck of the woods last year killing birds. Funny going to the taverns, they alwanted to know if we liked "the Donald " lol
Fun place you live


Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189510
02/19/21 06:35 PM
02/19/21 06:35 PM
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Northeastern kansas
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Walking down the basement stairs the other day,got tired and set down,then couldn't remember if I was coming up or going down.

Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189513
02/19/21 06:40 PM
02/19/21 06:40 PM
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WA
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lol^^^
this why my retirement home is one level..


Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189533
02/19/21 07:10 PM
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laugh


My President is still President Trump
Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189535
02/19/21 07:10 PM
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Bush, #2 is spot on!


jim
Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189550
02/19/21 07:23 PM
02/19/21 07:23 PM
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I'm always looking for my watch in my Richard pocket


Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189551
02/19/21 07:25 PM
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How how many times have you looked for your cheaters/ eyeglasses and they're on your head


Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189792
02/19/21 10:23 PM
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Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Started flirting with my wife. Didn't realize she was married.

Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189801
02/19/21 10:29 PM
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All those fit me, I think
I really donít remember

Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189805
02/19/21 10:32 PM
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fayette,al.
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Men, I have earnestly looked for my iPhone while I was talking on it.
It was in my hand.

Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189806
02/19/21 10:33 PM
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Good stuff there bushmaster.

Re: Getting old.... [Re: Bushmaster] #7189811
02/19/21 10:35 PM
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I have a lot of balls to juggle at work.
I don't know how many times a day I will charge into a room because I have to do something immediately and don't remember what it was until I turn to leave to do something else.


I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. O Lord please don't let me be misunderstood.
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