Getting old....
#7189381
02/19/21 03:28 PM
02/19/21 03:28 PM
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Posts: 4,038 Alberta,Canada 71
Bushmaster
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Getting Old
1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
2. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
3. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
4. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
5. Old age is coming at a really bad time.
6. When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
7. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
8. I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
9. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees
10. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
11. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
12. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
13. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for
14. Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.
15. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189441
02/19/21 04:45 PM
02/19/21 04:45 PM
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Posts: 18,558 Green County Wisconsin
GREENCOUNTYPETE
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in your 20s you put on your suit every few months for a wedding now you put on your suit every few weeks for a funeral.
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189457
02/19/21 05:04 PM
02/19/21 05:04 PM
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imissed
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Well said Bushmaster!! And 100% correct!!
WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO TRAP!
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189505
02/19/21 06:28 PM
02/19/21 06:28 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 8,344 NWWA/AZ
Vinke
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Perfect! I was in your neck of the woods last year killing birds. Funny going to the taverns, they alwanted to know if we liked "the Donald " lol Fun place you live
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189513
02/19/21 06:40 PM
02/19/21 06:40 PM
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Vinke
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lol^^^ this why my retirement home is one level..
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189550
02/19/21 07:23 PM
02/19/21 07:23 PM
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Posts: 8,344 NWWA/AZ
Vinke
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I'm always looking for my watch in my Richard pocket
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189551
02/19/21 07:25 PM
02/19/21 07:25 PM
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Vinke
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How how many times have you looked for your cheaters/ eyeglasses and they're on your head
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Re: Getting old....
[Re: Bushmaster]
#7189811
02/19/21 10:35 PM
02/19/21 10:35 PM
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Posts: 1,071 South Central Wisconsin
Nelly
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I have a lot of balls to juggle at work. I don't know how many times a day I will charge into a room because I have to do something immediately and don't remember what it was until I turn to leave to do something else.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. O Lord please don't let me be misunderstood.
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