You're a burglar....
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The handle on the refrigerator.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The locks off their doors
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The keyboard and mouse to your desktop
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The flusher handle off the toilet
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Tear out the last chapter of every book
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Steal the power lines going to the house
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The kid's loaded-up credit cards that Mommy & Daddy gave them.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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330 setting tongs. Or maybe gland lure in the Mrs perfume.
For by grace are you saved by faith, and not of yourselves, it is the gift of God.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The most important thing they have...
Pig castrator Bahahaha, you’ll not get mine
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Re: You're a burglar....
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If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters. what because you can't light it off the gas stove like a real redneck. also really a Kuerig , was it really that hard to make coffee
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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The stoves control knobs. Better yet the racks for the oven and grates
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Re: You're a burglar....
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03/01/21 11:09 PM
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If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters. what because you can't light it off the gas stove like a real redneck. also really a Kuerig , was it really that hard to make coffee Pete I am burglaring a liberal limp wristed bed wetting prius drivin bed wetters house. Anyone else might shoot at me and I don't like that
“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers
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Re: You're a burglar....
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03/01/21 11:39 PM
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stealing is wrong I would not steal a thing.
I would turn of sync on your Chrome , show the password and jot that down , then I would change your contact info & recovery email , turn on 2 step verification then change the password.
this was especially fun when the google employee told my son to turn on 2 step verification then factory restore his phone.
your going to enjoy those hours talking with google customer service in broken English at best and after a review and all your security questions they might send you a one time password which will of course go to the wrong recovery email.
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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03/02/21 10:55 AM
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username / password list That may be more than a mild inconvenience.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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03/02/21 11:12 AM
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username / password list That may be more than a mild inconvenience. I may have gotten carried away. but it points out how depended so may are on something that should have been written down
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Spare tire. Gotta play that long game. you could take the spare tire from every single dodge caravan and the guy doing the oil change would be the only one to ever notice it s between the 2 front seats and back just a little you have to pull up the carpeting just behind the driver and passenger seat , lower the tire ,if that isn't rusted up , then oh wait you have a flat so there isn't enough room to get the tire out till you jack the car up.
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Valve stem cores out of at least 2 tires per vehicle. you don't even need to steal them just a turn or two the leak slowly enough that no your no longer there when they start to look flat. they did that to me in high school both rear tires noticed it just before lunch when a friend found me and told me I had 2 flats . I had a study hall got a pass went out took both tires off , cause with one spare well your still one short. I parked in the gravel lot and it was spring and muddy mess rooled the tires up to the shop put air in and rolled them back out to the truck and put them back on finished out the covered in mud
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Your falshlight batteries
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Re: You're a burglar....
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Spare tire. Gotta play that long game. you could take the spare tire from every single dodge caravan and the guy doing the oil change would be the only one to ever notice it s between the 2 front seats and back just a little you have to pull up the carpeting just behind the driver and passenger seat , lower the tire ,if that isn't rusted up , then oh wait you have a flat so there isn't enough room to get the tire out till you jack the car up. exactly,stupidest place for a spare tire
U GOTTA DO WHAT U GOTTA DO CAUSE IT IS WHAT IT IS....AINT NOTHIN WRONG WITH QUIET
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Re: You're a burglar....
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One of each shoe, boot or slipper in the house
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure
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