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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201416
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And hide the cat in the mailbox

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201417
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Firing pins or all the shot from the shells

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: Jerry Jr.] #7201422
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Originally Posted by Jerry Jr.
The handle on the refrigerator.


actually living without that quite well


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201423
03/01/21 10:37 PM
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If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters. grin


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: Leftlane] #7201430
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters. grin

what because you can't light it off the gas stove like a real redneck.

also really a Kuerig , was it really that hard to make coffee


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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201432
03/01/21 10:42 PM
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I would steal.

The lids of all the spices including the salt and pepper.

The toilet seat.

The shower head.

The center of every piece of cold meat.

The carbonation from all the soda pop.

Every doorknob that when open, touches a wall.

The padding in the center of the mattress.

The padding in the very center of the pillows.

2 feet of length off of every blanket and sheet.

The fluff on the towels.

The elastic in all the underwear.

The clasps of every bra.

80% of every electric cord.

The wax ring on the toilet.

The handle to open and close the blinds.

One slider off of every chair and couch leg.

8 inches of the middle cushion on the couch.

The light bulb in the refrigerator.

The center tine of every fork.

The primer out of every bullet with a primer.

50% of the powder in every round.

The firing pin in every firearm.

Keith


Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201436
03/01/21 10:45 PM
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The stoves control knobs.
Better yet the racks for the oven and grates

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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: GREENCOUNTYPETE] #7201460
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Originally Posted by GREENCOUNTYPETE
Originally Posted by Leftlane
If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters. grin

what because you can't light it off the gas stove like a real redneck.

also really a Kuerig , was it really that hard to make coffee



Pete I am burglaring a liberal limp wristed bed wetting prius drivin bed wetters house. Anyone else might shoot at me and I don't like that


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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201465
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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201470
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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201473
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The stair step treads.

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201481
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I read the opening post to my wife and asked her what do i steal, she said the wife . I had to remind her mildly annoying. Now im in trouble lol

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201483
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All the toilet paper

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201488
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stealing is wrong I would not steal a thing.

I would turn of sync on your Chrome , show the password and jot that down , then I would change your contact info & recovery email , turn on 2 step verification then change the password.

this was especially fun when the google employee told my son to turn on 2 step verification then factory restore his phone.

your going to enjoy those hours talking with google customer service in broken English at best and after a review and all your security questions they might send you a one time password which will of course go to the wrong recovery email.


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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201793
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The latch on the shower door.

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201796
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Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201801
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username / password list
That may be more than a mild inconvenience.


"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,totally worn out,shouting...
Wow-What a ride!"
Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: JD Nichols] #7201819
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Originally Posted by JD Nichols
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That may be more than a mild inconvenience.


I may have gotten carried away.

but it points out how depended so may are on something that should have been written down


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: adam m] #7201827
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Spare tire. Gotta play that long game.

Re: You're a burglar.... [Re: Sasquatch96] #7201833
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Originally Posted by Sasquatch96
Spare tire. Gotta play that long game.



you could take the spare tire from every single dodge caravan and the guy doing the oil change would be the only one to ever notice

it s between the 2 front seats and back just a little you have to pull up the carpeting just behind the driver and passenger seat , lower the tire ,if that isn't rusted up , then oh wait you have a flat so there isn't enough room to get the tire out till you jack the car up.


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