Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ?
Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting

It probably means she likes ducks and won’t be going on duck hunts with ya, get rid of her while you can!!

She needs help carrying them

Or friend zone

Take it from me..Its LUV talk,,she wants ya bad.

RUN, WOLFIE, RUN!!

Dead ones ?

She wants some duck eggs to bake you all the cookies, cakes, and pastries . . . or you better learn to cook duck a l'orange

Convince her to buy chickens instead...if she agrees, put a ring on it!

She might be back doorin ya tryin to get all yer reloadin stuff!! Or its LUV talk. Or both

It means you should go.

Can she cook? I'm to dam old for that other nonsense but a good cook is worth her weight. And speaking weight, how big is her mama?

A wise man once said, "Don't marry an ugly woman, she'll suck the life right out of ya!"

We need a picture of her to give you educated answers.

Jimmy Soul said in his song : "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife" :-)

If she gots a mustach,,,ferget it.If not,,& shes hot,,buy her a duck & see what happens.

It means she wants someone (you) to pay for them !!!!!

It means you oughtta plan on going to buy ducks this weekend! Might be a great time and who knows...? Country girls often have better heads on their shoulders than city girls.

Moosetrot

Just don't get under anything you can't bench press

I agree with this, but ducks? Seems kinda odd! Could be a matter of how one was raised.