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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: nvwrangler] #7220461
03/18/21 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by nvwrangler
Just don't get under anything you can't bench press

That's a goodin' fer sure! HA! grin


"Humans are the hardest people to get along with."
Dr. Phillip Snow
Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220466
03/18/21 10:57 PM
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It means you are either in the friend zone or see if you are a worthy drake

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220472
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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220490
03/18/21 11:17 PM
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you'll find out if she is worth keeping if she feeds the ducks and cleans up the coop

you should pay for the ducks , that way if she isn't working out , and you butcher all the ducks and put them in the freezer , she won't be able to say you owe her money.


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220496
03/18/21 11:27 PM
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A word of advice. It's not only how big Mom is. It's also how crazy she is. It'll be twice as bad if she's a beekeeper.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220498
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Good luck, have fun, and be yourself, Wolfie!

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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: nvwrangler] #7220501
03/18/21 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by nvwrangler
Just don't get under anything you can't bench press



Excellent advice right here.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220503
03/18/21 11:36 PM
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Well boys I hate to say it but being 5'1",a buck fiddy soaking wet and a love for food I can't pass up something I can't b nch press laugh

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220506
03/18/21 11:49 PM
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Go duck shopping with the lass, and let us know how it goes!

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220507
03/18/21 11:50 PM
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The jewelry store is just up the block beware.


Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!

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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220508
03/18/21 11:51 PM
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Tell her how great they will fit on the grill eventually!


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220547
03/19/21 01:02 AM
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Will be job security for you once the snappers find that pond.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220622
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Start quacking Wolfie!

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: mike mason] #7220630
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Don't do it. That's how it started out with my 2nd ex. What she done with them poor ducks is against the law in 8 states.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220642
03/19/21 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ?
Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting grin

Need to know the exact words she said, not just your paraphrase.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220645
03/19/21 07:28 AM
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Did she bat her eyelashes when she asked? Did she hold your elbow all delicate like? Its the little signs you have to watch out for.

Either way, what can it hurt? Go have a fun day with a friend.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220651
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ?
Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting grin


It means you are going to pump your well dry to keep them happy.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220711
03/19/21 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
Well boys I hate to say it but being 5'1",a buck fiddy soaking wet and a love for food I can't pass up something I can't b nch press laugh

Hahaha grin


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220729
03/19/21 09:00 AM
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How can you go wrong? Could develop into a good friendship if nothing else.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220736
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Ducks, hippos, musk ox, whatever it is if you like her around go with it. Whatever her direction she’s going one way or the other.
Question, mildly, and be sure to nodingly approve with a smile.
Be sure as well that if you one day decide to voice a strong objection to her you first hide the cast iron skillets. There’s no telltale cocking noise to warn you when one of those babies comes at you from behind at re-entry speed.
Ain’t love grand?

Osky


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