Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: nvwrangler]
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03/18/21 10:54 PM
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Just don't get under anything you can't bench press That's a goodin' fer sure! HA!
"Humans are the hardest people to get along with." Dr. Phillip Snow
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/18/21 11:17 PM
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you'll find out if she is worth keeping if she feeds the ducks and cleans up the coop
you should pay for the ducks , that way if she isn't working out , and you butcher all the ducks and put them in the freezer , she won't be able to say you owe her money.
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/18/21 11:27 PM
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A word of advice. It's not only how big Mom is. It's also how crazy she is. It'll be twice as bad if she's a beekeeper.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: nvwrangler]
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03/18/21 11:33 PM
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Just don't get under anything you can't bench press Excellent advice right here.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/18/21 11:50 PM
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The jewelry store is just up the block beware.
Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/19/21 01:02 AM
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Will be job security for you once the snappers find that pond.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/19/21 07:23 AM
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Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ? Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting Need to know the exact words she said, not just your paraphrase.
the just shall live by faith
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/19/21 07:39 AM
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Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ? Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting It means you are going to pump your well dry to keep them happy.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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03/19/21 09:06 AM
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Ducks, hippos, musk ox, whatever it is if you like her around go with it. Whatever her direction she’s going one way or the other. Question, mildly, and be sure to nodingly approve with a smile. Be sure as well that if you one day decide to voice a strong objection to her you first hide the cast iron skillets. There’s no telltale cocking noise to warn you when one of those babies comes at you from behind at re-entry speed. Ain’t love grand?
Osky
"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it" Jabless in Minnesota www.SureDockusa.com
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