Sheriff’s Department.

Must be a real "poke and plum" town.

it's now how small your town is it is how well behaved it's citizenry is.

in my home town it the sheriffs office was off the side of the fire department a couple rooms a place to meet with people and for the deputy to do paperwork the county had a sub station about 6 miles out of town to serve the west end of the county if they needed a holding cell they drove you out there.

We don't have any kind of government office in our village. Just two competing zip codes, we don't rate even our own zip code.

I used to drive through a town " Tenny" pop. 9

Frog Station, WI

Population: 4

Up until about 10 years ago our Town had no Police Dept. Any crimes/accidents etc. were handled easily by the Sherriff's Dept. One night the only drugstore in Town was broken into by some out of Town druggies, caught by the Sherriff's Dept. The pharmacist was on the Town Board. He decided we need a Police Dept. Now we have 3 squad cars and 6 cops with a union plus the Chief. We have no more or less crime than before. Most emergencies are still handled by the volunteer Fire Dept. and paramedics. The cops walk around at events, direct traffic at the July 4 parade and issue speeding and parking tickets to tourists to justify their existence. Real crimes are referred to Sherriff detectives. The pharmacist retired, quit the Town Board and moved to a place with lower taxes. LOL

I come from a town so small that we all had to take turns as the town drunk.

No stop light or fast food.

What about the town floozie?

Or village idiot?

They had to take turns with that as well

Hard to believe it was in competition with Baltimore. lol

I graduated high school in a class of 28 students. Grades 1-12 all in the same buildings.

Our gas station can do two cars at a time——they pump it for you

I wonder if they serve hot bologna eggs and gravy.

29 people.

No services.

I own the post office building which is now full of trapping equipment.

We dont have a municipal police force and the sheriff has no sub station here. Pretty quiet most of the time. When its not things just kinda take care of thierselves.