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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220788
03/19/21 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
Guys, I ain't too smart when it comes to the women folk,so if a real country girl wants to go buy some ducks witchcha on the weekend what's that mean ?
Wait lemme go get my popcorn before y'all start commenting grin



I say she is trollin and ya best be careful. Play yer cards right (ok wrong) and purdy soon their will be little Wolfies all over the back yard instead of little duckys

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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220790
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Just be glad she is talkin ducks instead of barrel or cuttin horses- those things git expensive


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220794
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And you can eat the ducks if things don't work out if she doesn't take em.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220800
03/19/21 10:13 AM
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Like you have ever known a chick who wouldn't take them. Ha


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220821
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Depends on if she has her own place to keep em. I'm stuck with one girl's cat without even having anything to do with the girl.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220849
03/19/21 11:31 AM
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Ok. ducklings are about 7 dollars a piece you get a break if you buy 10 or more, determining weather the duckling is male of female is another issue and may be why you need to go with her help review the purchase, then there are the after marker item like the feed and pen. (all labor intensive)

In light of that Easter was also a ROMAN PAGAN holiday for fertility (eggs), thats why the chicks and the ducklings. (fertility)

either way it sounds like your goose is cooked.

enjoy and dont go quackers.

you could always go to church instead.

you quacked me up with this question and i do not talk funny.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220852
03/19/21 11:40 AM
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Wriggle like a snake,
Waddle like a duck,
Thats what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: FairbanksLS] #7220853
03/19/21 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by white dog
A word of advice. It's not only how big Mom is. It's also how crazy she is. It'll be twice as bad if she's a beekeeper.


Hey there! Watch it now on the beekeepers.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7220918
03/19/21 12:59 PM
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Y'all are halarious grin

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Drifter] #7220920
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Originally Posted by Drifter
Will be job security for you once the snappers find that pond.

Actually looking back .... I remember we where talking at work about turkeys and she said she keeps a few snappers in her ponds crazy

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221010
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How old is this Lady??

If she is old enough to hang with your Mom and more than 12-15 years your seinior it

Sounds like you have run into a Cougar.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing, Enjoy the schooling. Just be aware of whats going on and don't pay too much for those lessons.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221011
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Go shopping roll with it be your self and have fun. If you like her maybe you will see more of her;)

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221038
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Been more than one dude get wrangled into romance with the girl making friends with mom first , lol gotta watch that .

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Mike Cope] #7221097
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Originally Posted by Horn
How old is this Lady??

If she is old enough to hang with your Mom and more than 12-15 years your seinior it

Sounds like you have run into a Cougar.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing, Enjoy the schooling. Just be aware of whats going on and don't pay too much for those lessons.


I mean.....32 isn't thaaaat old is it ? More of a bobcat right ? crazy

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221105
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OK, again, National Guard, well 22 pounds of Kevlar and body armor is not going to help you and none of that SEAR school crap is going to help you on this one. 32 years means you have been cut from the herd and are being stalked. Remember they pick you dont. They get smarter as they get older, its in their genetics (survival of the fittest). another thing there must be a couple other ladies that have been talking about you so she is making the move. You are so done. You have been set up (they hunt in packs), its been a group effort and you do not even know you are caught. R.I.P. brother, now you can just look forward to getting old. One other thing, learn to push the grocery cart and say yes dear and never say anything bad about her cooking. Good Grief.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221106
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Uh oh, I dated a 32 yo when I was 20. The things she, well nevermind it didn't end well but it was fun while it lasted.
One bit of advice don't mention it to your mother that ain't pretty.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221107
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what are you 25 7 years isn't much difference.

of course shes only got about 6 years of kids left in her so she might want to get moving quick if it goes that direction

after 38 having kids gets kinda risky it can be done but risks to the woman and child are way up.

if she isn't thinking kids then heck your almost the same age if women outlive men by 7 years on average

I had 3 kids by 25 so it's not like your to young or nothing


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221118
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Looky here Wolfie they got you dating, married and having kids in Just three pages , lol .

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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221122
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Make sure they are Muscovy Ducks, no noise and they taste great!!


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7221133
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Are you sure she said she wanted to get some DUCKS this weekend?? Just making sure you heard her right.


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