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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7222792
03/21/21 03:38 PM
03/21/21 03:38 PM
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LMAO @ 3 part safe words- I believe in Wolfie he is no quitter.

As far as my alleged expertise, I suppose one could say I dabbled (back in the day of course)
whistle


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223445
03/22/21 09:43 AM
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Take her dancing and do your best Chuck Berry duck walk. She'll never let you go.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223449
03/22/21 09:52 AM
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Well if you take the word duck and the word hunting and put them together and say it real fast it opens another idea for a guy.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223469
03/22/21 10:42 AM
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Must not have worked out. Now your talking about staying on a boat with a bunch of men.:0

When I walked up to the building with all the Army, Navy, & Air force recruiting offices a 6'6 black man built like the hulk in his dress navy uniform met me at the door. He asked if he could help me. I looked him up and down and questioning said Navy right? He proudly responded yes sir. I shook my head and said no. He asked why not. My responce was " on a boat 6 months at a time or more with 3 to 6 thousand men and very few if any woman just isn't for me". He just nodded and stepped aside. Looking back I was 5'8" and 165 lb. My response could have been taken wrong and was not well thought out. That man could have over head pressed a vw bug.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: henpecked1] #7223484
03/22/21 11:08 AM
03/22/21 11:08 AM
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Missouri
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Originally Posted by henpecked1
OK, again, National Guard, well 22 pounds of Kevlar and body armor is not going to help you and none of that SEAR school crap is going to help you on this one. 32 years means you have been cut from the herd and are being stalked. Remember they pick you dont. They get smarter as they get older, its in their genetics (survival of the fittest). another thing there must be a couple other ladies that have been talking about you so she is making the move. You are so done. You have been set up (they hunt in packs), its been a group effort and you do not even know you are caught. R.I.P. brother, now you can just look forward to getting old. One other thing, learn to push the grocery cart and say yes dear and never say anything bad about her cooking. Good Grief.


We have taught you well.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223489
03/22/21 11:30 AM
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Maybe it did work out...
He may be too tired to type...
LOL...

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Donnie H] #7223491
03/22/21 11:33 AM
03/22/21 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Donnie H
Maybe it did work out...
He may be too tired to type...
LOL...

Probably this^^ grin


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Donnie H] #7223495
03/22/21 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Donnie H
Maybe it did work out...
He may be too tired to type...
LOL...



I'm truly hoping for this it's a much better outcome. wink

Remember he is young he also may still be occupied.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223505
03/22/21 11:54 AM
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He may have ended up in a "he puts the lotion in the basket, or he gets the hose again" scenario.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Killbuck] #7223554
03/22/21 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Killbuck
Take her dancing and do your best Chuck Berry duck walk. She'll never let you go.


I would avoid any reference to or behaviour resembling Chuck Berry, lol.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: NorthenTrapper] #7223558
03/22/21 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NorthenTrapper
He may have ended up in a "he puts the lotion in the basket, or he gets the hose again" scenario.


Wolfie at 5'1", I think if that were her inclination she would target someone with a little more hide to work with. grin

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223586
03/22/21 01:26 PM
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She probably has him out back building duck condominiums.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223680
03/22/21 03:16 PM
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Pretty sure wolfdog eloped. That’s why nobody has heard from him.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Trapping U.P.] #7223683
03/22/21 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Trapping U.P.
Pretty sure wolfdog eloped. That’s why nobody has heard from him.


Yeah, gonna miss him. Gone by way of the Barry Leroy's.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7223801
03/22/21 06:26 PM
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He might of escaped on a barge.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Crit-R-Dun] #7223810
03/22/21 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Crit-R-Dun
Originally Posted by Trapping U.P.
Pretty sure wolfdog eloped. That’s why nobody has heard from him.


Yeah, gonna miss him. Gone by way of the Barry Leroy's.

He aint getting away far if he borrowed one of Barry's vehicles.


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Donnie H] #7223850
03/22/21 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Donnie H
Maybe it did work out...
He may be too tired to type...
LOL...


If his hands are too tired to type, I guess she never showed up.


Let's go Brandon

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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7224325
03/23/21 09:29 AM
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Dang y'all work had me too tied up to talk for a day and your sayin your good by's and looking for my tanned hide on a wall......dang y'all know how to make a fella feel a little hurt laugh

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7224332
03/23/21 09:34 AM
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How was the " duck hunt"??? grin


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7224353
03/23/21 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
Dang y'all work had me too tied up to talk for a day and your sayin your good by's and looking for my tanned hide on a wall......dang y'all know how to make a fella feel a little hurt laugh


Nah, we ain't tryin ta hurt yer feelins, Wolfie. Us old Uncles are like that insurance company, we know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two. grin


We're just lookin out for our favorite Nephew. wink


Most of us 'been there, done that' and mostly survived. eek It all builds character, and what a bunch of characters we are. laugh


Bod Bless You, little Buddy.



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