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Stupid Hurts! #7227586
03/26/21 08:13 PM
03/26/21 08:13 PM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Worked all day, nice sunny 83 degree day after biblical rains and terror tornado's all day yesterday, ol lady has the whole weekend planned out so NOTHING is going to get done around here plus our lovely rain is returning so even though i was tired i have a gum tree by my drive ive been wanting to get rid of for 10 years or more now.

I was going to cut it off head high so i could later hopefully jerk on it with a wince/truck/tractor something to uproot it and be done with the whole works. Saw is just a going but tree isn't leaning to fall but dummy just kept a going till it jumped off the trunk, hit the ground and fell on top of me pinning me to the ground, luckily im skinny as a coach whip snake so crawled my out of it. Back looks like it did when i was 13 and was going to impress Sally Good'un in the blue dress and went by her and her mom flat of my back with a Kawasaki 175 sliding down the pavement in front of me!

Road rashed to ya know where and back now!


Not my circus, not my clowns.
Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227590
03/26/21 08:15 PM
03/26/21 08:15 PM
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Coldspring Texas
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... if that’s the case you must stay in constant pain

... thanks for the story Jtrap lol


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227594
03/26/21 08:16 PM
03/26/21 08:16 PM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Gotta be tough when your stupid, why Slim Pedersen said i was the toughest sob he ever met, lol.


Not my circus, not my clowns.
Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227595
03/26/21 08:16 PM
03/26/21 08:16 PM
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Oregon
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Sounds like a little Jack Daniels would make you feel better. ...Always helps me when I decide to trap beaver another year.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227602
03/26/21 08:19 PM
03/26/21 08:19 PM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Did you not read the title? That stuff makes me SUPER DUPER stupid, lol.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227607
03/26/21 08:22 PM
03/26/21 08:22 PM
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West GA
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Skip the Jack go with some moonshine.

Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227610
03/26/21 08:22 PM
03/26/21 08:22 PM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Ya'll must think im suicidal!


Not my circus, not my clowns.
Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227634
03/26/21 08:36 PM
03/26/21 08:36 PM
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Dang testing your limits after the naders missed you. Maybe should of bought lottery tickets instead.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227665
03/26/21 08:59 PM
03/26/21 08:59 PM
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South Ga - Almost Florida
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So....what you're sayin is.....you would've made Sally Good'un proud today?

Glad you didnt get hurted bad!!!


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227706
03/26/21 09:35 PM
03/26/21 09:35 PM
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fayette,al.
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I wondered what all that screaming was about.

Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227729
03/26/21 09:53 PM
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I’ve always said “if you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough”. I’ve kinda lived my life by that and now I find myself telling my 13 year old son that way to often

Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227738
03/26/21 09:55 PM
03/26/21 09:55 PM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Yea Pete i figured since none of my tree's got blown down i cut them down just to make people think we nearly died, lol.

13 years old is the peak of stupid especially in a boys life, lol.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227802
03/26/21 10:57 PM
03/26/21 10:57 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Well I'm glad yer not gittin bored rockin a chair on the front porch complaining bout the weathet.

Oh wait, you are complaining about the weather. LOL glad you slithered out ok


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227870
03/27/21 12:00 AM
03/27/21 12:00 AM
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Hill City,Mn.
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Your lucky the saw didn't come down on you too! They leave permanent marks.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227898
03/27/21 12:48 AM
03/27/21 12:48 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Yeah that would have been even worse. J-Trap would be put together like 2 coachwhip snakes


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227943
03/27/21 06:32 AM
03/27/21 06:32 AM
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Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
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Got that right, not real sure where the saw went,guess i tossed it as i was going down as just a reaction.


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Re: Stupid Hurts! [Re: Jtrapper] #7227985
03/27/21 07:41 AM
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The big question is


Did it get you out of anything the wife had planned for you this weekend? laugh

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