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Habla Espano~l? #7233660
04/02/21 08:12 PM
04/02/21 08:12 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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So I pulled the attack yak into a new campsite and everything looked fine (no nesting rattle snakes or fire ant hills). I make a supply and provision run and I come back this place is wall to wall meskin families and not small families either, good Roman Catholics who are going forth and multiplyin.

Anyway I don't mind Ima teach the kids how to fish, whistle at chicks in Daisy Duke shorts, and spit chewing 'bacy over great distances.


But here is my problem, they are loudly playin mariachi music and it is so catchy I am having to hum along b/c this gringo only speaka da English.

Help plz, Amazon cannot deliver Rosetta Stone until after Easter and it will be me an the bullfrogs then.

crazy


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233668
04/02/21 08:15 PM
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wyoming
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Easter and Christmas their biggest worship holidays

Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233669
04/02/21 08:15 PM
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Iowa
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trapdog1 Online content
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Iowa
Tequila, taco, sombrero. There you go. You're welcome.

Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233671
04/02/21 08:17 PM
04/02/21 08:17 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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And when u say big you mean Tent City and Ranchero music for the while weekend right Wy Fur?


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233673
04/02/21 08:20 PM
04/02/21 08:20 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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I know quite a little, but none of it fit to repeat in front of a bunch of good Catholic Meskin chillins. eek



shocked Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233963
04/03/21 06:36 AM
04/03/21 06:36 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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I hear ya, I can drive cattle and insult ppl in meskin but none of them words are fit for print.

Is it spring up there Charlie? I should have stopped in on my way back from Cedar Rapids last year but Jayme made me eat all them good deer sticks and I was crowdin her purdy good between rest areas. Watch that lil Iowegian I say, watch him!


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7233978
04/03/21 07:30 AM
04/03/21 07:30 AM
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The good thing about spanish is spelling, pronunciation and syntax is very simple and don't have a lot of quirks. Conjugation of verbs gets tricky, ask Jill Biden. Everyone knows what she was trying to say but I still don't have a clue what she actually said.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234049
04/03/21 09:33 AM
04/03/21 09:33 AM
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Just write down what they are sayin to ya and I'll translate it for ya. Ya may end up with a canario accent but you'll be fine.


Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234051
04/03/21 09:39 AM
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Any nice lowrider Chevies?


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234065
04/03/21 09:53 AM
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Put up a Biden sign you'll be friends


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234080
04/03/21 10:14 AM
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Vamos, no esta su pais!
Pistolero muy grande!

But really all you need to know is "no es mi culpa" (not my fault)


the just shall live by faith

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1776 - the year we told a tyrant we weren't to be under a dictator
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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234084
04/03/21 10:18 AM
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No trabajo. no dinero, no cerveza!

Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234104
04/03/21 10:44 AM
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I still get a kick out of what the biggest insult you can fling at a Colombian (my wife being the source of this enlightenment) "Tu eres un mal parido"

Meaning literally, you were "poorly born".


My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234206
04/03/21 01:58 PM
04/03/21 01:58 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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Originally Posted by 330-Trapper
Any nice lowrider Chevies?



No but when it was warm there were low rider Daisy Dukes everywhere. The little hot ones not so much but the big girls wow. Plumbers butt and full cheeck for weeks I tell ya.

Even the young hot ones started drinkin cerveza for lunch so it might git a little western later on. I might git both eyes full the Texas girls aren't known for big bikinis once it warms up.


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234211
04/03/21 02:12 PM
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... what you want to do is make a bait pile of tamales in the brush a good ways upwind of the campsite ... maybe even tie a line with a couple greasy tamale husks to your boot as a scent drag ( some are ground trailers) ... once they establish trails set heavy with relaxing lock snares and call INS the next morning


Insert profound nonsense here
Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234214
04/03/21 02:22 PM
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Savell how big of a loop and how far off the ground?


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: NorthenTrapper] #7234217
04/03/21 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by NorthenTrapper
Savell how big of a loop and how far off the ground?


... you want a duck stick about 4 foot off the ground and a 12” loop... forgot to mention if you’re dealing with shifting winds hang a piñata as flagging to make sure they find the bait station


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234251
04/03/21 03:51 PM
04/03/21 03:51 PM
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Tennessee
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laugh Now I have a picture of lefty in my head that won't go away. .... where is my brain floss ?? Thanks Savel

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Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234253
04/03/21 03:58 PM
04/03/21 03:58 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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Keep a sharp eye out for predators, Hoss. The 'Brown Breasted Pillow Thrashers' are especially dangerous this time of year. eek



grin Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234263
04/03/21 04:34 PM
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yo se mucho frio cervesa mi amigo

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