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I'll try again #7234425
04/03/21 07:54 PM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who make the best patients to operate on.



The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."



The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."



The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.



The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few pieces left over."



But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable."














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Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234429
04/03/21 08:00 PM
04/03/21 08:00 PM
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North central Iowa
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North central Iowa
laugh

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234495
04/03/21 09:25 PM
04/03/21 09:25 PM
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New Hampshire
Nailed it !


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234526
04/03/21 09:52 PM
04/03/21 09:52 PM
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Now that was worthy of a “Rags” kudos!!

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234527
04/03/21 09:55 PM
04/03/21 09:55 PM
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IA, WI, ND, IL
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Now that is a good joke ! MD

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234571
04/03/21 10:33 PM
04/03/21 10:33 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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grin


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234603
04/03/21 11:09 PM
04/03/21 11:09 PM
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Well said

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234618
04/03/21 11:27 PM
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Yep!!

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234678
04/04/21 03:04 AM
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NICE


Hiding our humane dispatches doesn't keep the Antis from showing their own gruesome ones. In this 1 sided story, who will the public believe, then?
Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234691
04/04/21 05:33 AM
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grin


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"We are fast approaching... rule by brute force."
-Ayn Rand
Re: I'll try again [Re: DuxDawg] #7234697
04/04/21 05:47 AM
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Yes

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234700
04/04/21 05:52 AM
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You got it.

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234718
04/04/21 07:26 AM
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spot on

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234772
04/04/21 08:43 AM
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I don’t get it.....

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234774
04/04/21 08:46 AM
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good one lol laugh

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234790
04/04/21 09:12 AM
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Good one, Gary!


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Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234799
04/04/21 09:20 AM
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But are your libraries not Dewey Decimal ordered

I hear by declare the 3rd Dallas doctor as an illegal alien.

Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234805
04/04/21 09:23 AM
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Ahh you redeemed yrself.


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Re: I'll try again [Re: The Beav] #7234808
04/04/21 09:24 AM
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