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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: chas3457] #7234350
04/03/21 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by chas3457
Keep a sharp eye out for predators, Hoss. The 'Brown Breasted Pillow Thrashers' are especially dangerous this time of year. eek
grin Charlie


Yeah Savell has it backwards but he isn't here to read sign. About dark 30 Ima need a hot wire fence and a chastity belt 'cause they are all gonna wanna git started havin babies for me.

They darker it gets and the more they drink the hotter this ol hand looks. Git that picture out of yer mind Mister Scuba the color blind clever Kraut!
whistle


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234364
04/03/21 06:39 PM
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I am tryin Lefty but it won't go away. I see you in a robe with tamale husks tied to your slippers laying a trail to a piñata in the brush. Its bad I tell ya real bad.

Are you going to look ok to them before the alcohol in their blood stream has reached lethal level though ?? Its going to take a lot of tequila to get your mug out of the ugly camp. Maybe they just have very low standards

Last edited by Scuba1; 04/03/21 06:41 PM.

Let's go Brandon

"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234377
04/03/21 07:02 PM
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... well if you’re trying to bring them closer to you ( why I don’t know. Desperation I guess)... what you want to do is take 2 dry tamale husk and rub them together in a fast yet timed manner ... also won’t hurt to smack your lips mimicking feeding sounds


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234538
04/03/21 10:05 PM
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laugh This picture in my head is not getting any better Savell.

Last edited by Scuba1; 04/03/21 10:07 PM.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234562
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I dodged the bullet so far, I told them I was a Canadian so they'd think I don't like women . grin


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234563
04/03/21 10:28 PM
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Pictures hoss, we needs pictures or it ain't happening. laugh You just don't want to leave this picture thing up to my imagination. The things in my head even scare me. laugh

Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234566
04/03/21 10:29 PM
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grin
Andrew some young cute ones started drinkin white claw so I figured I better safety up and grab the D rings


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234574
04/03/21 10:34 PM
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Cinch down your riggin and spur her out the gate. Try your best to hang on the full 8 seconds. grin

Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234754
04/04/21 08:13 AM
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They like to be called "pendecko" (my very good friend).


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7234757
04/04/21 08:19 AM
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^^^ laugh


Let's go Brandon

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Ol' Smoke] #7234929
04/04/21 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol' Smoke
They like to be called "pendecko" (my very good friend).


Yeah, let us know how that works out for ya. eek


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235068
04/04/21 05:07 PM
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Go around and ask if any of those folks are from "Cabron " ( nice little town in southern mexico )


Let's go Brandon

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235210
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They kept me up a lil late but I didn't let em collect me. I got standards. whistle


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235243
04/04/21 09:23 PM
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One could almost say that you have double the standards of most of us grin

Ya got them tamales husks tied back onto your slippers for round two ??

Last edited by Scuba1; 04/04/21 09:24 PM.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235274
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"Mas cervesa por favor. Gracias"

That's the only espanol I needed in tourist towns. It'll get ya by.


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235279
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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Ol' Smoke] #7235462
04/05/21 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Ol' Smoke
They like to be called "pendecko" (my very good friend).

Your Mexican is as bad as Jill Bidens. grin You were close though.

Last edited by upstateNY; 04/05/21 09:13 AM.

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235471
04/05/21 09:25 AM
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My Meskin is even worse all I can do is insult ppl and yaa cattle.

Oh and don't try the tamale husks on the flip flop trick or basically works too good and then it is noisy as all git out when you try to escape the tent at dawn.


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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235494
04/05/21 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
My Meskin is even worse all I can do is insult ppl and yaa cattle.


That,,and " cerveza por favor " is all the Mexican any one should need.Your all set Lefty

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Re: Habla Espano~l? [Re: Leftlane] #7235542
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just use international point and grunt

my brother spent 6 months abroad like me is other language challenged , he learned maybe 15-20 words not a fluent sentence did they make.

go to beer hall , some point grunt holding up of fingers


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