Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Mac]
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04/05/21 07:30 AM
04/05/21 07:30 AM
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corky
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"Side note... These older women are much easier to talk to I mean their still nuts but like ...aged nuts"
Wolfy
So much to learn, so much.
Mac True and the more you learn the more you realize you know nothing.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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04/05/21 09:32 AM
04/05/21 09:32 AM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Poor Wolfie he prolly has no idea what he is in for. It all seems like you're havin fun when these things start out and then when. You suddenly realize you've been corralled and it's too daggum late to excape. The gate is closed and you been had
“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: Wolfdog91]
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04/05/21 10:08 AM
04/05/21 10:08 AM
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Joined: May 2018
Posts: 759 new york
henpecked1
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As we all can see you have taken the bait and ur not listening, thats normal, so lets get down to brass tacks, how much money has she got, including property (hunting and trapping grounds: 4 wheel drive pick up and does she have a boat with motor): next you need a pre nup: that means whats yours is yours and whats hers is yours if you want it, not the other way around, including the possum. One other item, seeing how you are smitten by the kitten, you better watch out for a pot with potions and such (and we are not talking about making coyote lure here), we do not want a Hansel and Grettle thing going on or your face on a milk carton if you disappear. Put her in the water and see if she floats or sinks, (one of the two) and go check out that broom in the corner and if she watches you like a hawk when you sweep the porch trade it in on a vaccum. oh yeah and get some silver water and see if it glows. Remember Swamp woods magic can be usefull and good, but if she starts pulling hair off you on the night before a full moon, your days of howling at it might just be changing. Watch out for that Mandrake root. Bubble Bubble boil and trouble, collect the hair from wolfies facial stuble, put in the pot and stir it a lot (this is the part where they laugh heheheheh) and when full is the moon wolfiie will howl a different tune; well you get the rest, keep grinnin like that possum.
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Re: Country girls and ducks
[Re: henpecked1]
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04/05/21 04:35 PM
04/05/21 04:35 PM
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Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 11,865 Amite county Mississippi
Wolfdog91
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As we all can see you have taken the bait and ur not listening, thats normal, so lets get down to brass tacks, how much money has she got, including property (hunting and trapping grounds: 4 wheel drive pick up and does she have a boat with motor): next you need a pre nup: that means whats yours is yours and whats hers is yours if you want it, not the other way around, including the possum. One other item, seeing how you are smitten by the kitten, you better watch out for a pot with potions and such (and we are not talking about making coyote lure here), we do not want a Hansel and Grettle thing going on or your face on a milk carton if you disappear. Put her in the water and see if she floats or sinks, (one of the two) and go check out that broom in the corner and if she watches you like a hawk when you sweep the porch trade it in on a vaccum. oh yeah and get some silver water and see if it glows. Remember Swamp woods magic can be usefull and good, but if she starts pulling hair off you on the night before a full moon, your days of howling at it might just be changing. Watch out for that Mandrake root. Bubble Bubble boil and trouble, collect the hair from wolfies facial stuble, put in the pot and stir it a lot (this is the part where they laugh heheheheh) and when full is the moon wolfiie will howl a different tune; well you get the rest, keep grinnin like that possum. All imma say is apparently she's know about voodoo and I'm not eating her spaghetti
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