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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Mac] #7235383
04/05/21 07:30 AM
04/05/21 07:30 AM
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Three Lakes,WI 69
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Originally Posted by Mac
"Side note... These older women are much easier to talk to I mean their still nuts but like ...aged nuts"

Wolfy

So much to learn, so much.

Mac

True and the more you learn the more you realize you know nothing.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235476
04/05/21 09:32 AM
04/05/21 09:32 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Poor Wolfie he prolly has no idea what he is in for. It all seems like you're havin fun when these things start out and then when. You suddenly realize you've been corralled and it's too daggum late to excape. The gate is closed and you been had


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235488
04/05/21 09:50 AM
04/05/21 09:50 AM
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Wisconsin
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Some times it all turns out pretty good, though. I started dating a girl that has a lot of my interests and perspectives and we had a lot of fun. Still with that girl I started dating 45 years ago.

Moosetrot

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235493
04/05/21 10:08 AM
04/05/21 10:08 AM
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new york
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As we all can see you have taken the bait and ur not listening, thats normal, so lets get down to brass tacks, how much money has she got, including property (hunting and trapping grounds: 4 wheel drive pick up and does she have a boat with motor): next you need a pre nup: that means whats yours is yours and whats hers is yours if you want it, not the other way around, including the possum. One other item, seeing how you are smitten by the kitten, you better watch out for a pot with potions and such (and we are not talking about making coyote lure here), we do not want a Hansel and Grettle thing going on or your face on a milk carton if you disappear. Put her in the water and see if she floats or sinks, (one of the two) and go check out that broom in the corner and if she watches you like a hawk when you sweep the porch trade it in on a vaccum. oh yeah and get some silver water and see if it glows. Remember Swamp woods magic can be usefull and good, but if she starts pulling hair off you on the night before a full moon, your days of howling at it might just be changing. Watch out for that Mandrake root. Bubble Bubble boil and trouble, collect the hair from wolfies facial stuble, put in the pot and stir it a lot (this is the part where they laugh heheheheh) and when full is the moon wolfiie will howl a different tune; well you get the rest, keep grinnin like that possum.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235681
04/05/21 03:28 PM
04/05/21 03:28 PM
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I tell all the young guys,,, get her vet checked, get a financial statement, and a criminal record report! might want to get a psych eval too, especially if she's a red head...

After that whatever you decide is on you.... cool

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235693
04/05/21 03:46 PM
04/05/21 03:46 PM
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Time for the hot crazy matrix refresh course

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235697
04/05/21 03:50 PM
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I told/taught my boys ALL women are crazy, you just find the level of crazy you can live with and marry that one.

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: henpecked1] #7235748
04/05/21 04:35 PM
04/05/21 04:35 PM
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Amite county Mississippi
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Originally Posted by henpecked1
As we all can see you have taken the bait and ur not listening, thats normal, so lets get down to brass tacks, how much money has she got, including property (hunting and trapping grounds: 4 wheel drive pick up and does she have a boat with motor): next you need a pre nup: that means whats yours is yours and whats hers is yours if you want it, not the other way around, including the possum. One other item, seeing how you are smitten by the kitten, you better watch out for a pot with potions and such (and we are not talking about making coyote lure here), we do not want a Hansel and Grettle thing going on or your face on a milk carton if you disappear. Put her in the water and see if she floats or sinks, (one of the two) and go check out that broom in the corner and if she watches you like a hawk when you sweep the porch trade it in on a vaccum. oh yeah and get some silver water and see if it glows. Remember Swamp woods magic can be usefull and good, but if she starts pulling hair off you on the night before a full moon, your days of howling at it might just be changing. Watch out for that Mandrake root. Bubble Bubble boil and trouble, collect the hair from wolfies facial stuble, put in the pot and stir it a lot (this is the part where they laugh heheheheh) and when full is the moon wolfiie will howl a different tune; well you get the rest, keep grinnin like that possum.


All imma say is apparently she's know about voodoo and I'm not eating her spaghetti crazy


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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: gcs] #7235750
04/05/21 04:36 PM
04/05/21 04:36 PM
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Amite county Mississippi
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Originally Posted by gcs
I tell all the young guys,,, get her vet checked, get a financial statement, and a criminal record report! might want to get a psych eval too, especially if she's a red head...

After that whatever you decide is on you.... cool


Well she's former LEO so back ground checks out she's a head strong heffier though whistle


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The Black Redneck! 22yrs
MS National Guardsmen
I Like Moddin Traps 'N Trapping Possums
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Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235753
04/05/21 04:44 PM
04/05/21 04:44 PM
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Maybe she musta put put a Hex on yo a$$. For a solution, listen to Richard Pryor's "Little Feets" about MS. Rudolph. . . then you'll be ok. grin


"Humans are the hardest people to get along with."
Dr. Phillip Snow
Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235780
04/05/21 05:38 PM
04/05/21 05:38 PM
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wantage n.j.
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"Former LEO"? Is she retired or did she get kicked out? Kicked out means something ain't right. Retired? You said she was a little older than you, but I don't think we thought she was THAT much older. She will have you changing the battery on her little rascal soon. Sounds like she is a little old to be a heifer. I think it is too late for us to save you, you're like a hog-tied calf now.
Joking aside, I wish you the best of luck, Eric

Re: Country girls and ducks [Re: Wolfdog91] #7235852
04/05/21 07:02 PM
04/05/21 07:02 PM
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Perry, NY
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If she finds out that he called her a heifer, we may never hear from Wolfie again. RIP young man.

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