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A Chicken Farmer... #7271564
05/24/21 05:52 PM
05/24/21 05:52 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,681
Newark, Ohio 83 years
Actor Offline OP
trapper
Actor  Offline OP
trapper

Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,681
Newark, Ohio 83 years

A chicken farmer went to a local bar. He sat next to an attractive woman and ordered a Manhattan. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a Manhattan ."

"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I'm celebrating"

"It is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant"

"What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is incredible," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," he said.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."


Garry


“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

Have been trapping 77 years…
Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271583
05/24/21 06:07 PM
05/24/21 06:07 PM
Joined: May 2018
Posts: 10,723
SW Georgia
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Joined: May 2018
Posts: 10,723
SW Georgia
Bahahahaha!

Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271603
05/24/21 06:31 PM
05/24/21 06:31 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 12,985
Central Pennsylvania
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
Nittany Lion  Offline
Don't call me Mister, Mister

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 12,985
Central Pennsylvania
Good one.


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271632
05/24/21 07:06 PM
05/24/21 07:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 3,912
Ohio
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Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 3,912
Ohio
That one made me laugh

Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271687
05/24/21 08:10 PM
05/24/21 08:10 PM
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 14,803
Greene County,Virginia
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 14,803
Greene County,Virginia
Nice.


wanna be goat farmer.
Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: run] #7271695
05/24/21 08:21 PM
05/24/21 08:21 PM
Joined: May 2021
Posts: 148
Illinois
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Posts: 148
Illinois
Good one

Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271805
05/24/21 10:16 PM
05/24/21 10:16 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,263
Lakeland,Minnesota
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,263
Lakeland,Minnesota
LOL--your a bad ACTOR!!!!!
Tom


If my feet aren't wet,I must not be trapping.
Tom Olson
MTA life member#100,also WTA life member
Re: A Chicken Farmer... [Re: Actor] #7271810
05/24/21 10:25 PM
05/24/21 10:25 PM
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 712
Southern Il.
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Southern Il.
Hahaha 🤣😂😂😂

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