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The Fastest Gun In The West.... #7273900
05/27/21 07:37 PM
05/27/21 07:37 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,679
Newark, Ohio 83 years
Actor Offline OP
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In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn’t yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.
Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who in his day had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. “Do you think you could give me some tips?” he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, “Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man.
“Sure will,” replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
“That’s terrific!” said the hot shot. “Got any more tips for me?”
“Yep,” said the old man. “Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That’ll give you a smoother draw.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the younger man.
“You bet it will,” said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
“Wow!” exclaimed the cowboy. “I’m learnin’ somethin’ here.. Got any more tips?”
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. “See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.”
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
“No,” said the old-timer, “I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man.
The Old Timer said , “No, but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun up your butt, and it won’t hurt as much if it’s all greased up.”


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Re: The Fastest Gun In The West.... [Re: Actor] #7273905
05/27/21 07:44 PM
05/27/21 07:44 PM
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Missouri
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Missouri
Good one

Re: The Fastest Gun In The West.... [Re: Actor] #7274090
05/27/21 11:09 PM
05/27/21 11:09 PM
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Umatilla County, Oregon
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NICE! Thanks for sharing

Re: The Fastest Gun In The West.... [Re: Actor] #7274396
05/28/21 10:44 AM
05/28/21 10:44 AM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Considering the title I figured this post was about me or that gun hand Tact2.0 and his fancy chuck shootin


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Re: The Fastest Gun In The West.... [Re: Actor] #7274401
05/28/21 10:50 AM
05/28/21 10:50 AM
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7mtns of CENTRAL PA
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Just the greased-up gun's for u!!! laugh


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